to think that just because your pregnant does'nt mean you can be lazy?

[dontbelazydaisy]

My friend is 20 weeks pregnant with her 3rd child. She appears to spend a lot of time lying about or sleeping. AIBU to think this is lazy?

Joke:

A man comes home from work utterly pissed off.

Only to find a snail sliding along his doormat.

Picks it up and slings it into the bushes.

Two years later, he comes home from work utterly pissed off.

Only to find a snail sliding along his doormat.

Picks it up and here's it shout, 'What the fuck was that all about?'

...which is why the poor snail needed to unwind at the pub, poor sod.

Don't laugh too hard, you will dislodge the baby.

On her way to work, a woman would pass a parrot in the window of a pet shop every morning.

And every morning, without fail, the parrot would quip, 'You're ugly.'

The women tried to ignore him, to cross the street, but invariably, he would adjust his voice to quip, 'You're ugly.'

One day, she'd lost the rag.

'Listen here, you little fucker! You say that to me one more time I'm going to smack your beak off. Okay?'

'Okay,' quipped the parrot.

The next morning, the women walked by, grinning from ear to ear.

'Well,' she said to the parrot. 'Have you got anything to say?'

'You know . . . ' said the parrot.

YABU. I alwys got aneamic when I was pregnant and needed to rest a lot. Doctors orders. You can't possiblt know how ttired she gets.