to see male Physio with a ......its rude

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a big hard on when talking to me today in clinic. (gyncelogy by the way).

I really think he was just mahoosively well endowed

LOLOL at "senior member" and his Frenchness. And the courgette smuggling. ROFL

Are you in France?

I had an appt at the gynae last week in Switzerland and he did not have a chaperone, I never had one in Germany either. I think that is a British thing.

KerryMum getting to heart of matter here IMO.

Tent or bulge is excellent question.

deffo a BID MASSIVE TENT lol

in fact it looked like a ruler.

Loving the fact that suddenly cos he's young and french we can go all "nudge nudge" etc But seriously, must have been really awkward for you.

Does the chaperone rule apply to female gynae physios too? Have recently had similar exam myself but was just me and her.

No, I was roffling at the use of the word member not senior.

Snort!

(You do realise that the laughter at "senior member" is at the use of the word member don't you? Nothing to do with being old)

"in fact it looked like a ruler. "

12 inches?

Could it have been a foot? [arf]

ROFL at this thread...dh annoyed as am snorting at laptop in manner that annoys him...

@ dragon

DH wanting to know why I'm sniggering over laptop too. Don't quite know how to phrase it - MNetter's encounter with enormous erection...

You should always have a chaperone when a male healthcare professional does an "intimate" examination. If a female is doing the examination she should ask if you would like a chaperone, but you don't actually have to have one there.

As for the rest of it, DP is getting cross because he is trying to watch CrimeWatch and I keep snorting at the veg comments.

being thick here enlighten me member what is it?

Member is another term for penis.

A 'member' is a euphemistic term for the male genitalia.

His knob.

LOLOL at member confusion

LOL i tried to explain to dh, he just gave me a look

ha ha ha

friggin hell, no wonder everyone was laughing. i'll remeber next time i need to talk about members

You obviously didn't read the sort of books that got passed around my boarding house as a schoolgirl, lots of throbbing members

bleurgh - 'vapours with knobs on'??? rofl