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to see male Physio with a ......its rude

72 replies

MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 17:11

a big hard on when talking to me today in clinic. (gyncelogy by the way).

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Divvy · 14/10/2008 17:28

very pleased to meet you!

Megglevache · 14/10/2008 17:29

"and he was French too"

LOL

childrenofthecornsilk · 14/10/2008 17:29

Rofl at 'senior member!'

Divvy · 14/10/2008 17:30

or is that a courgette in your pocket?

MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 17:30

god help him, the next lady was about 60 ish and a bit on the large side (no offense anybody),

let hope she didnt get an eyefull.

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dittany · 14/10/2008 17:30

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NannyNanny · 14/10/2008 17:30

Maybe it was a baguette in his pocket!

MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 17:33

chequers, not sure about anybody here, but when somebody talking about fanjos, cervix is a bit embarrasing, worse if its a man. I had my head down and bingo there it was.

sorry just thought it was funny and would share.

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MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 17:34

arnt french men supposed to be well endowed

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Sycamoretree · 14/10/2008 17:36

Oh my god, I am CRYING with laughter at this thread!

PMSL at courgette in his pocket for his tea!

MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 17:41

god what a day,
first at the playgroup this morning with ds i heard a grandma in toilet with her granddaughter say "you dont need to wash your hands love i wiped your bum after a poo" kids hands had been all over the seat. (yuck) same grandme walked out without washing her own hands. yuck yuck. all dressed smart.

then this afternoon. i need to get out more.

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chequersandchess · 14/10/2008 17:41

Oh it is funny

combustiblelemon · 14/10/2008 17:57

I saw a GP once who had such frighteningly tight trousers (around the crotch area) that I found it difficult to concentrate on what he was saying and not to stare.

I don't think he was smuggling veg though.

sustainablysourcedwhitefish · 14/10/2008 18:00

LOL @ senior memeber

TheCrackFox · 14/10/2008 19:04

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

I had an English teacher at school who must have had mangos for balls. All the girls used to giggle about it. He was almost deformed, they were so massivo.

alicet · 14/10/2008 19:12

pmsl that he was a senior member

just seen that sustainablysourcedwhitefish has the same dirty mind as me

moosh · 14/10/2008 19:23

Being that he was a senior member.......... he probably has had years of practice and can control his "courgette" to get hard when, where and with who he wants !!!! .

He probably thought you were top totty !!!

moondog · 14/10/2008 19:24

lol lol lol

MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 20:03

moosh, i wish i was top totty.

senior member was not meant as old(senior), but supervisor level. (just setting full picture girls).

yuck the thought of an olddie with stif bits

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moosh · 14/10/2008 20:14

Oh different matter then. Throws a whole different ball game knowing he is younger.

Was he nice looking ????

MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 20:16

not really, maybe for the old dear behind me yes.

did eveyone really think i measnt senior as old man.

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morningpaper · 14/10/2008 20:20

surely it wasn't just you and him in room? Gynae's aren't allowed to inspect you without someone else in the room.

norksinmywaistband · 14/10/2008 20:23

As an ex physio - this was really unprofessional, and he should have excused himself from the examination room.

TBH I have never heard of a male senior womens health physio, most of the guys avoid that speciality.

I must say in his defense though uniform trousers are ofeetn quite tight and if he was well endowed, it may have appeared that he had a hard on just due to tight material iyswim

norksinmywaistband · 14/10/2008 20:24

As MP said did someone chaperone for the examination, if not I would put in a complaint

MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday · 14/10/2008 20:29

Another nurse came in for the examination., maybe he just needs to go on a diet, tight pants and all.
amagine putting in a complaint, how would you word that one. lol

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