to think my overweight sil is out of order for breaking my dd's 100pound rocking horse

[bodybag]

yes she actually started riding my dds mamas and papas beautiful rocking horse and shes gone and broken it.

is your DD very traumatised? HAve you thought of getting her counselling? Or family therapy? In fact you could include your SIl - you obviously have ishoos you should resolve.

cod this is a very serious and sad thread about a fat woman, a dead horse and a uninterested child.

and music it seems

yes, free form adlibbing on an equine theme

god i must trot off to school
over hill and down dale

Do NOT let this woman sit on your child.

sil has just told me she will give me one of her kids push along labradors!

hardly the same thing is it.

Was she singing this?

no but thats about how simple she looked.

i mean, a 30 odd year old woman riding a horse for a 12 month old.

The £100 said 3+?

I think your SIL did you a favour if you were trying to balance your 12 month old on a 3 year old rocking horse. Health and safety would not approve.

Labrador sounds jolly though? [hopeful emoticon]

do the instructions give an upper weight limit (as opposed to a lower age limit)?

If not, you may have a claim against the company....(you know along the lines of the person who sued MacDonald's because the hot coffee was hot, and burned her, when she drove along holding it between her thighs).

This is hilarious. Was it a horse size bodybag for poor old Acorn?

Ooh thats true Tissy - "giant fat women shoudl not sit on this horse and sing, only waif like little woman under size 6"

You can't really blame her if there wasn't a warning, can you.

oh what make out sil injured herself when falling off?.

Anyway, how exactly did the horse break?

the only person thats going to end up in a bodybag by the end of the day is my sil

she is coming over now with some hideous labrador ride on.
ffs why do we need another ride on.
great exchange.

NO!

Just say that the instructions did not state that adults should NOT sit on the horse!

Don't claim for injury (unless she really did injure herself), you'd need medical statements etc for that!

OMG !!!!
sil will be injured by the end of the day.

this is the thing she wants to give me.
hideouslabradorrideon

what a load of shit.
oh i am actually getting really really angry now.

the horse has broken on the rails/legs

Isn't that a golden retriever?
Sue her for misrepresentation.

pound to a penny your dd will love that; it is far less hideous than the horse.

dd already has a lovely wheelybug why would she want that clumsy thing.

maybe i should make a punishment for sil?
make her do a load of chores.
i am not letting that thing waste space in my house.

for one because she will be able to stand up and push it around.

A wheely bug is for sitting and propelling

ooh I'll have it if you don't like it - I think he's quite cute.