'Eeeek my ds just found my rabbit on the kitchen sideboard' - I had taken it out of dishwasher and forgot to put it in the 'special' drawer, I panicked and told him it was a teas stirrer? AIBU?

[SuperSlursWitchesHat]

please tell, what do you think?

you are determined to get this inot the round up aren't you slur?
No yanbu, and it was a very inventive answer.

why had you put it in the dishwasher anyway?
EEwwwwwwwww

do you have very big cups?

surely it would go wrong if you put it in the dishwasher? and EEEEWWWW!!! anyway!

Personally I am shocked that you couldn't just tell your child about masterbation. It is a beautiful natural behaviour after all.

YABU and a prude.

must be one of them glitzy waterproof ones!

lol! You cheeky witchy one!

and just be aware this will lead to untold harm when your son reaches college and finds his housemates dildo.

I thought all pet rabbits lived in hutches, no?

ahhhh now i understand a 'dildo' is a completely different thing to a erm rabbit.

although i read the thread title and did wonder why the bunny was in the dishwasher - and then concluded it must be a stuffed toy....gimme a break, its late, i'm naive, old and catholic

the 'special drawer' sounds rather scary!

surely everyone has one of those.. non?

I mean the name sounds scarier than the reality.

am still crying with laughter, especially @ poor Custy [tears]

Custy I apologise for my dildo naivity, you are right of course. I bow to your extensive expertise.

natch.

Had images of a poor dead bunny and traumatised children then......

ahhhhh, i thank you.

oh Gods, I'm tired. SLur, I read that as dildo nativity. oops

now a dildo nativity... wow that'd be a brave school. Can you imagine the casting?

Acctually I started down that line and realised it could never end well.

pmsl as dildo nativity

jessica mary, joseph and baby Dildo in his crib

New sensitivity to the meaning of the virgin mary eh?

Perhaps it would have to be 3 queens bringing gifts instead of 3 kings - gold, vaseline and dildo? Or have I just taken this idea far too far??

wouldn't that be condoms, lube and dildo?

no no, it has to be vaseline to have the right number of syllables - we three queens of notting hill are, bearing gifts, we came in the car etc etc

just don't start talking about the shepherds - it will all turn terribly kinky bad