'Eeeek my ds just found my rabbit on the kitchen sideboard' - I had taken it out of dishwasher and forgot to put it in the 'special' drawer, I panicked and told him it was a teas stirrer? AIBU?

[SuperSlursWitchesHat]

please tell, what do you think?

The DISHWASHER?! Well, I never. Perhaps Finish and other manufacturers should get on to this new trend and start marketing for this purpose. "Water stains on your Rabbit? Well, not anymore thanks to our new Oxy-tab..."

my friend keeps hers in the freezer she says it kills germs

perhaps thumbwitch isn't as scholared in this as we are first led to believe? "Vaseline" destroys condoms...you should use KY gel. Just say it quickly and you can use it for your "nativity" also .
What I am curious about is what the ahem, rabbit is doing in the area anyway? Obviously tea time has become very exciting!

Hobnobfanatic, If it's a "jimmyjane" it is supposed to go in the dishwasher.

totally ignorant, thanks, wehaveallbeenthere!

Ahem.

You know when someone takes a joke you made on another thread and uses it to start a new thread in your name at silly o'clock?

That what happen here.

For the record, I don't even own a rabbit, or a tea stirrer, or a special drawer

Twas a joke and one very norty witch.

But roffle at you lot! and dishwasher angst, would it be better or worse than a catfood bowl I wonder?

lol..i fell for a wind up!

actually, i'm more at the amount of people that seem to be having sex with objects?

pmsl at those who did get sucked in - great responses!

thumb

we was exposed !

Well, at least you know where your non-existing rabbit is, and how to keep it clean. That is admirable.

I know, such a shame, I was enjoying the outraged responses so much!

Oh yes QS I am prepared

That is good Slur, as the last time I saw my rabbit, I hid it in a rucksack under our bed, which my dh proceeded to give to a colleague when we moved.....

I'm not sure second hand rucksacks are appropriate really.

this thread has turned out sooooo good

well done for starting it, slur

I have had two rampant rabbits, no, three actually, and my dogs have eaten all of them

cheeky witchy one

Daftpunk, don't tell me you haven't eyed up the corgettes in ASDA

erm is that a confession lucyellensmum

Carrots, anyone?

and just wtf is wrong with a good old fashioned washing machine I ask you.

These young folk, don't know they're born

oh god, not vegetables now! at least we know they aren't dishwasher-proof...

washing machine, contents of fridge, sorted then?