How many 'reveal by stealth' AIBUs can we come up with?

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I.E. Ask an AIBU? that will get a resounding YABU then reveal details to let us see why actually YANBU but missed the important bits out of the op.

Like this one from Scottishmummy.

AIBU - my MIL (always)wont come and see me despite having gammy legs,bad teeth and one eye

YABU

OP (eventually)but MIL is a conniving miserable manipulative woman who locks my children in the cupboard and beats them.she has gammy legs running away from social workers who rescued dc

weeell had you mentioned that to begin with.....

AIBU to think my sister should eat some pies, lay off the fake tan and unclench

YABU and jealous

But she is victoria beckham

It's actually the slow revealing of the information/ paranoiac insanity of the OP which is the most amusing:

AIBU to be pissed of with SIL because she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid?

OP: Although I've always made a real effort to be her friend
OP: Even though I've never really got on with her
OP: I say "never got on", I mean I've hated her for ages.
OP: I say "for ages", I mean since I first set eyes on the bitch
OP: Probably because she was with the brother I secretly always fancied but could never have
OP: I hate myself for these feelings
OP: Why's everyone gone quiet?

This is brilliant. If only I still had pelvic floor muscles it wouldn't have been a problem reading...

AIBU that DH falls alseep while I have sex with my driving instructor

YABU - why are you having sex with your dricing instructor you durrrty bee-atch?

OP - DH is my driving instructor

Am I being unreasonably worried?
I can hardly swallow a bite and the weight is dropping off me

NYANBU
You are being Ferne Brittan

AIBU to let my ds have a Greggs sausage roll and fruit shoot once in a while, I'm tired and havent got time for anything else??

"Of course not, mums need a break!!"

Great, thought not, hate all these hippy sling wearing breast feeding mother earths who tell me its wrong to wean my six week old on processed food....

AIBU to put ds in the naughty corner for saying rude words deliberately?

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AIBU... to expect DP not to phone his mother while I am climaxing during sex?

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... I'm not actually having sex with him, but still...

LOL cestlavie/asicsgirl, I like those ones

AIBU to wish my DH wasn't so prejudiced?
No, of course not!
It's just he always says I'm not allowed to invite a certain type of person to my dinner parties.
WANKER!!
I know, it really hurts me, I mean the colour of someone's skin means nothing does it?
Noi, of course not!! How dare he!
I should do something about it
LEAVE HIM!
Yeah, I think I will, If I want smurfs to come to tea where is the problem?

AIBU to be pissed off that I had to get up at 5am on my birthday and all DP got me was a book?
YANBU
But the book was a guidebook to The Most Exciting Place in the World and we got up at five because DP was taking me there for a month as a birthday surprise, having sorted out luxury accommodation for the whole family and persuaded employers to give me an extra month's paid holiday

AIBU to be pissed off at the 13 cars parked outside our house?
YANBU
But I am a car dealer and do live in the dealership and they are all my cars.

AIBU to think DP shouldn't bring another woman to our house, cook her dinner and invite her to stay over?
YANBU
But it is his mother.

YANBU.

OP - but he's 28 years old....

AIBU to think that my friend should not be encouraging my little girl to stay up past her bedtime just because all her friends are allowed to.

YANBU its not your friends business what time you put your dc's to bed. her friends probably all go to bed at the same time anyway. kids are prone to showing off you know.

op: yes i know and it was a uni night aswell.

pmsl at cod

AIBU to think DP playing loud heavy metal outdoors for several hours 10 feet away after DCs' bedtime is disgraceful?
YANBU
DP is in Metallica and we standing stageside at the Reading Festival.

I'm here
What do you want me to reveal?

AIBU to be MNing at work?
YABU
But I work for myself, as a parenting forum investigator

AIBU to have cut DH's nuts off with a pair of nailclippers after I found him texting another woman?

No, of course not the bastard

Even though he didn't do anything when I shagged his brother, his father and the milkmen

Err...

And this other woman is called Maureen and is actually the phone directory service

Am I being unreasonable to not breastfeed my 3 week old baby?

I'm a bloke.

AIBU to never bathe my dd

YABU she's filthy

How dare you, she's made of paper and a bath would KILL HER.

AIBU to shag my best mates new partner?

err in a word yes, what sort of friend do you call yourself.

op: well a forgiving one since i have forgiven her for sleeping with my first boyfriend, my husband, my 16 y o son and his friend and the headteacher of dd2's school.

lol @ dd made of paper.

AIBU to tell my dd that she looked ugly?

YABU!

But she was dressed up as a hideous wicked witch for Halloween, with green facepaint and a fake nose.

Dh is cross because I want to meet up with a platonic male friend who I've known for ages. AIBU?

YANBU.

I know, dh seems to think that I should be spending the evening with him just because it's our wedding anniversary!

aibu to not talk to granny for 13 years

YABU and cruel

but she's deid

lol at deid granny!