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to slap a lifetime ban on ordering from Kleeneze in my household?

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MARGOsBeenPlayingWithMyNooNoo · 30/08/2008 23:17

They've really annoyed me.

The distributor put a catalogue through my letterbox on Thursday and left instructions to collect it the next day.

I didn't leave it out as I stayed at my parents house that night.

When I got home the next day, they had stuck a reminder in the door frame.

What is wrong with using a bit of common sense? They have made it apparent that no-one is home and leaves my house more vunerable to burglary.

OP posts:
Newes · 15/03/2016 06:35

Kleeneze is a MLM con, peddling crap plastic.

NewNameNoFace · 15/03/2016 06:50

I did better wear for a bit with my DP because we were up to our eyeballs in debt and needed more money.

It was completely free to join and the woman who looked after our area told us where to go ect was lovely.

It was tough, delivering hundreds of catalogues to collect them a few days later, and again and again.

but people did order and I was suprised at how much. And people who forgot to put the catalogue out the first time genuinely did forget and there would be an order in it the next time.

If you don't want it that's fine just leave a note in the catalouge. I understand it's not ideal but some people just need to make some extra cash

TheDuchessOfArbroathsHat · 15/03/2016 06:54

ZOMBIE thread with a triple spam side order!!

greenfolder · 15/03/2016 07:06

The lack of a marked territory explains it then. I have a friend who did Avon the sensible way. She would deliver catalogues to a street with a tick box sheet that asked if people wanted to look always, twice a year, only at Christmas or never. Then she followed their wishes. She had a really efficient round going and so it was worth doing. How it can ever be worth doing kleeneze if anyone can have a pop at anywhere is beyond me.

acasualobserver · 15/03/2016 07:07

pipeman did you say you were a Kleeneze Distributor?

PaulAnkaTheDog · 15/03/2016 07:13

W....t....f...?!

LittleRedSparke · 15/03/2016 07:16

did you know that there are very many people earning substantial incomes (six figures, and several millionaires) through working hard with Kleeneze over several years

Yeah yeah

HoneyDragon · 15/03/2016 07:34

I personally have made my millions through

ZOMBIE SPAMâ„¢

It's pointless, obsolete and not relevant, but people can't get enough of it.

Mummies! Pm me for details!!!!

Mistigri · 15/03/2016 07:35

I would laminate a card saying "NO CATALOGUES" and stick it near your letter box.

JugglingFromHereToThere · 15/03/2016 07:56

I do think these catalogues are fundamentally unreasonable - just the old thing you haven't asked for them so why should you look at them, look after and return them.
Obviously it's only a small irritation to most though.
I try to keep them just by the door, more or less where they fell on the mat, and if I'm in when they call they can have them back if they want.
I've only looked through one a couple of times, and no, I didn't order anything Hmm

trollopolis · 15/03/2016 08:07

" has been operating for about 90 years. Want to know more?"

Yes, why did you seek out an eight year old thread to say this?

Spam, spam, spam, zombie spam

Zombie zombie zombie

Nice thread gets scribbled on by purveyor of zombie spam

NoelHeadbands · 15/03/2016 08:11

Anyone know of any Kleeneze distributors around here?

Anyone?

cdtaylornats · 15/03/2016 08:16

I tend to pick it up and throw it out the front door as soon as I see it. Since the agent saw me I've never had one since

MymbleMother · 15/03/2016 08:38

I'm sorry, I'm not very clear on this pipeman - are you a Kleeneze distributor?

Nanasueathome · 15/03/2016 10:01

Pipeman has not come back
Maybe he is a Kleeneze distributor and is working his pitch at the moment

notquitehuman · 15/03/2016 10:45

Shit he's gone? I really needed a flimsy plastic egg poacher and I have no idea how to use Amazon or eBay. Now I'm stuck!

JugglingFromHereToThere · 15/03/2016 12:04

HaHa notquite Smile

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