..to think that mumsnet forum is the biggest pile of tosh I have ever come across.

[crazymummy84]

..and no, I dont have to come on here, which is why I'm never going to visit this site again after I post this message.

What a bunch of bitchy twats on this site. Of course I'm not referring to all of you, I'm sure most of you are lovely. But people just like to mock people whose opinions they don't share. There are better ways of giving honest advice without resorting to such playground tactics.

So go, turn this thread into a bitchfest. Tata FOREVER.

I've resisted long enough.

Firstly, this is the daddy of vicious bitchy twats. I have it on good authority that this was taken at a MN cake bake recently.

And TOSH!

This is MN. It's the definition of evolution. Survival of the fittest. Unless you have a bastard good Aubergine recipe in which case you can just stay. If you can get past the brilliant huffy week, in which everyone accuses you of being a troll, then skulks off when they are beaten, then the stalker hour, when the FWs that got angry in the last post track you round the others to have a bit of a dig but just sound a bit Audrey Roberts, then you get to see who really supports you. The many far outweigh the few, and it's nice to sweep away some off the Matrons.

So. Come back. Lets teach you some new words. It's like a game. I'll start the sentence for you, and then we all fill in the blanks with different words for fanjo's. We all get a gold tenalady if we can get it up to thirty different ones.

So...AIBU to think most people on mumsnet are...WIZARDS SLEEVES

Aubergines!! Get thee to Flouncers' corner and begone, you foul-mouthed beastie.

Bloody hell, OP that's us telt.

Lets disband the site now, eh?

Seriously now, how often does this pop up? Someone must be REALLY bored.

I can do 30 on my own Mag7, but I'm afraid you'll think I'm common if I do it!

AIBU to think most people on mumsnet are...MINGES

And crazymummy84 - Here is my gift to you. Turn up the sound and press 'M'

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PMSL @ 'Kangaroo Spunk' - great link TM7

aibu to be laughing hysterically at that link? oh god im so juvinile

TM7 fabulous good ole juvenile puerile link. i love it.

MN can skelp anyone arse with acerbic comments and dazzling link

so gumpers/humphers take note before you diss da ladies

Thanks for the toothy fanjo link

3 year old DD sitting beside me was most intrigued. I told her the lady had sat on her grandma's false teeth.

Yes, we are a bunch of big hairy vulvas and we will come after you.

Sideways Ham Sandwich

muff

ROFL

janni -

bearded axe wound
lady garden
frangipan
foofoo
minny
beef curtains
pencil sharpener
mimsy

To OP. Oh it is, it is. You are quite right.

Bye then.

143 posts? You lot took the bait didn't you...

like Hecate says the op is somewhat irrelevant, but some of these responses are priceless*

Tis true, some are very rude and nasty... but this is enveloped by support and kindness, wit and humour, generosity and good natured fun.

Biff Growler GooterBearded Clam

That's 16. My current favourite : James (as in Blunt...rhymes with...)

I did wonder what the film 'The Last Mimzy' was about!

Are you calling Minnie Mouse a c**t ?

Oh. And I have just one thing to add to this thread:

Resistance is Futile. You will be assimmilated.

.Fizzz wrrrrrr zak.
[Assimillation emoticon]

Mumsnet...like SkyNet but with better dressed Terminators