....to be absolutrely APOPLECTIC with rage at my bitchy neighbour?

[SheikYerbouti]

I was just in a the garden getting in my washing and I heard one of my neighbours talking to another. This neighbour in question is a childminder and is always very friendly.

Anyway, as I was getting in my washing, I heard her say "Oh, I'd never touch Sheiky's kids. They are really bloody naughty, they never behave themselves and they fidget and fight constantly. They are out of control." I also heard he say "AND she takes the pushchair through the house" LIKE IT'S A FUCKING CRIME.

I just coughed a bit to let them know I could hear every fucking bitchy word she was saying. I really wanted to kick off, but my kids were there. I wanted to grab the bitch by the throat and call her a fucking wart ridden harridan, but then I'd be accused of being unhinged as well.

Folk can say what thery fuck they like about me, but NOT MY KIDS. How fucking dare she? Yes, my children are a gbit feral sometimes, byt they are normal boys of 23 months and 3.7. They are not out of control. Show me a child of that age who never plays up, and I will run to Basingstoke with njo clothes on.

I'M FUCKING LIVID.

Just wondering if she has it in for you and wanted you to hear?

You do need to sort this. If you let her get away with bitching about your kids what will she do next?

Send DH round, maybe?

Can you report her to OFSTED for something? Anything?

Shall I bring some fireworks and marshmellows?

oh DO go round. When she answers the door, say 'I heard every word before - now explain to my face what exactly your problem with me and my kids is'

Please may I add two really nasty ,bitchy ex NCT members to the pyre as well !

DP told me not to go round here. This is becaiuse he knows what I am like. He reckons that he's never liked her (It's funny how he's always a good judge of character after something has happened )and said just to stay cool and aloof.

No, don't go round. Just be uber frosty from now on.

And throw an apricot at her window.

I was thinking of going round there under the pretence of some neighbourhood business and stuffing kippers down the back of her radiators, actuslly

I often wonder what my neighbours say about my boys.

Or more precisly what they say about me and them.

I am a fishwife.

DH often tells me not to shout, which makes me worse because I screamm at him "I'LL DO WHAT I WANT IN MY OWN HOUSE"

I wonder how far my fishwife voice travels.

Shiek, I wish you were my neighbours Ithink we'd have a great time

and I born and breed in Basingstoke so I could there naken with you

naked

LTH I never had you down as a fishwife, but I can imagine you have to be a bit fishwifey with 4 boys!

Oh God, MamaG.
I am, I really really am.

I noticed a while ago at school that I'mm the only mother shreiking at her children to stop arguing/ walk fatser than a sloth/ carry your own 50'sq junk model statue/ get in the car.
Day after day after day after day after day its the same thing.

After 2 terms I generally lose it before we get outt the school gates.

I had to tell the off in morrisons yesterday and it went like this
"I don't care if teh whole shop can hear me, you are driving me insane.....stop arguing...stop fighting....don't go near eachother, don't look at eachother, Don't touch eachother....don't even breath near each other FGS....now MOVE"

I'm quite sure the shop fell silent.

Hey ho.

we're gettinag tesco express soon so I can do it in there too

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we're gettinag tesco express soon so I can do it in there too

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we're gettinag tesco express soon so I can do it in there too

I end up banned

we're gettinag tesco express soon so I can do it in there too

I end up banned

we're gettinag tesco express soon so I can do it in there too

I end up banned

we're gettinag tesco express soon so I can do it in there too

I end up banned

we're gettinag tesco express soon so I can do it in there too

I end up banned