Poxy bollocking bastard arsewipe shitehawk fuckers that are o2

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That's it really. Anyone want to agree?

I am now going to calm myself by taking dd to the docs about her rash.

Thank you and goodbye.

Nope. My order is still 'in progress' whatever that means - probably o2 speak for "up your arse shitlegs".

I saw the ads too. Didn't want one anyway

yeh "in progress" means "ha feckin ha ha, we got bollocks all for you sucker!"

apparently you need to keep ringing them to push the order thru.

Now I have decided that I neeeeeeed one! I will probably wait until after the hols as I can't be doing with pac=ing the number over from my existing phone. Also, I would probably drop my iphone in the sea by accident in the hols, or it would be permanently in the grasp of my ds2.

This is because I have downloaded the lastest software version from apple, and a couple of apps, and we're using the itouch as a mini wii control and playing cro=magnon rally. It really is the best thing evah!

Looking forwards to hearing about the beauty of the things when they finally get sent to you lot.

Pisswitches.

Had to talk to O2 today.

New hold music.

Flapmongeringcuntwhoringpisslickingsphincterticklers

LOL, have they changed from "If you go down to the woods today" then?

Not surprised really as it must be one of the most irritating tunes.

I rang them yesterday, they assure me they will have online stocks by end of the week.

BUT they are processing all online orders manually so advised taht you ring ever 2 days to make sure your order is not missed.

incompetant tosspots!

apparently my order has been processed and will be delivered tomorrow!

going on blardy holiday tomorrow so better arrive before lunchtime!

according to DHL it's in Leeds!

all too exciting! Was stroking them today in o2. Going to wait until after hollibobs, as I would probably drop it in the sea even if I could get hold of one! I am contenting myself playing with the lightsabre on my ipod touch.

.....I can swear with the best of 'em.

Composite obscenities are a personal favourite, as well as clunking, unwieldy euphemism...

See You Next Tuesday.....

...but I am feeling sunny. As my 3G iPhone was delivered at 08.30 last Friday....

Smug? Moi??

how the feckin hell did you manage that!

grrrr!

I believe that all this exemplary swearing could equally apply to Sky TV, Virgin Media and Orange, so please don't feel that you're alone at O2.

BTW, in a hurry, bastardy fuckers or fuckery bastards works for me, although tossers takes a lot of beating

tee hee. load of tit arses they are. There was tumbleweed through their shops today.

Other swear words are also available ...

well, it arrived somewhere a bit more local at 4:24 this morning so maybe I will get it before I go away for a long weekend!

whoo hoo!

it has arrived and i am droooling over it.

leaving for holiday in an hour tho and too much to do to get it all swapped over before we go

will have to do it when we get back on Monday.

am so tempted to try it now but will probably stuff it all up in haste!

retiredgoth - love the excellent use of no swearing, but enraging all with a sick smugness that is making us all re-invent our words. Why say them, when a simple look will do.

I have personally launched a campaign yesterday, to have every manner of the depths of hell inflicted on any fuckcunttitsarsevaginaldischarging fuckstick that works for BT, having spent over an hour trying to pay a bill. I don't understand a) How they can be British Telecom if they are in fucking India and can't understand the flapping basics; b) How they can have the biggest fucking communications network this side of Rupert Fucking Murdochs office and not know how to phone each other internally; and c)How they can make a cocklicking bastardy bolock profit if they won't take any keithchegwinning fucking money.

Bunch of fucking beefcurtains.

I feel better now, thanks.

And PC666 - just twigged your name. Nice

thank you Mag7. What have you twigged tho?[dimemoticon]

I feel your pain wrt BT and could have repeated word for word your statement about India and largest comms company incapable of communicating with itself. In fact I did just that 2 years ago when they insisted on telling me my broadband was connected and working and it was purely static in my modem!

WTF! I was rather apoplectic by this time.

oooooh my 3g is gorgeous. wonder if could cancel trip to festival and send H with dd whilst I stay home and play with toy.

Which festival ? And you know it'll be stolen whilst you're caked in mud trying not to get dysentry by having swampies shit in your pocket whilst pretending to be able to hear/see whiny shitshouse on stage