in wanting to jump over nextdoors fence with a huge knife and chop down their fucking windchime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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its driving me nuts.it appeared today.why????why does anyone want to listen to tinkle tinkle all day long aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.and its windy so now its all i can focus on.i think im getting a twitch!!

do you have a trusted friend, a child or a partner willing and able to get rid of said windchime?

i quite like windchimes

no im here on my own aaaarrrrrgggghhhh.this is being sent to test my stress level im sure

More wine is needed

kill the windchime.

seriously.

im doong my best

I HATE THEM! Windchimes should be outlawed. We had a previous thread about this. People who have them don't realise how much their neighbours loathe them.

Any mileage in asking them to take it down or move it as it's keeping child awake or something?

if it survives tonightill have to say something tonmorrow.if i drink eneough wine i might be able to pluck up the courage to do something about it.
i need a plan!

WHere are the wretched things in relation to their own house? Can they hear them constantly banging about in the wind at night?
I have often fantasised about leaning over fence with giant shears etc but maybe actually talking to them about the fact it's driving you beserk would be the place to start.
Go in apologetically though, and blame it on the baby!

Do you get on ok with your neighbours?

go and wrap it in cotton wall, no damage done, but it will be quiet

i get on ok with thm yes but ive had wine and want actionam thinking get thm down in one piece then a randsom note

alternatively just steal it, they might actually be grateful, why would anyone want these blasted things is beyond me.

Ooh yes - what ransom would you demand?

Er.. why not go over and tell them politely that you can't take it?
They might actually listen.

lots of wine

ransom note is a great idea, do it in paper cut outs and make them jump through hoops to get the things back. If they don't comply, send it back to them, chime by chime!

I'll swap you your windchime for the fireworks some imbecile is letting off here!!

deal jooly.at least they will stop at some point

tinkle
tinkle
ting
arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YABU - someone did that to me once.
It was only a wee chime.
My Dad bought it for me

Can you actually reach them?

We no longer stay over at the ILs but prefer a long late night drive home because we're kept awake by the bloody windchimes sounding in discordant cacophony plus the sound of a mini waterfall that makes you want to pee all night combined with next door's yappity nocturnal carpet rug.

if i take a chair out i think i could hook it off if i can fashion someithing with the broom handle and something else.
i used to watch blue peter.shuoldnt be too tricky

need more winr first

joooly, do you live near me, i think we share ejit proximity!! But, i will see your fireworks and raise you, open air kareoke with pissed wankers TRYING to squeal out of tune - this is in the name of art i think, a public thing - i kid you not.