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To be booooooooored to death of smug PFB comments on MN. It's shite, you know it is.

251 replies

welliemum · 03/07/2008 22:10

It's an old story. Someone posts an OP in which you can see that they?re being quite protective or concerned about their child ? maybe a bit too much so.

Within minutes, someone will ask, ?Is this your first child??

Then the floodgates open for a deluge of posts along the lines of ?Oh, you are a silly little thing - when you have TWO children and are as fabulously wise and experienced as I am, you will See The Error Of Your Ways? [virtual pat on head].

I just don?t get this. It?s like jeering at a learner driver for driving slowly. Would you want an 18 year old with a sparkly new licence to be barrelling down the motorway at 90 mph?

We live in a society where most of us have very little contact with babies until we have our own. IMO it?s absolutely right that new, inexperienced parents should have safety margins the size of Australia until they?ve sorted out what is truly risky and what isn?t. In fact I?d go further and say that that?s the ONLY sensible way to parent if you?re new to the game.

Far rather rush around madly sterilising than put your tiny baby in hospital on a drip because you were too cool to wash a bottle.

As far as I can see, PFB comments have nothing to do with giving helpful advice to a new parent, and everything to do with massaging the ego of the PFB-commentator.

OP posts:
SoupDragon · 03/07/2008 22:43

I wanted to hug the first-time-dad-to-be who told me "we're all ready for the baby; we've decorated the nursery!"

youcannotbeserious · 03/07/2008 22:44

Just to clarify my post:
youcannotbeserious on Thu 03-Jul-08 22:41:30

I promise not to become a nightmarish MIL.

My DH will not allow me too!!!

SorenLorensen · 03/07/2008 22:45

That's true, soupy - that poor baby who couldn't sleep for having clothes ripped off him because he had too many togs is now 11 and about to start secondary school. And I have fretted (and shed tears) as much about that as I did about anything as a baby. I hope it's easier when ds2 goes...

youcannotbeserious · 03/07/2008 22:45

SorenLorensen PMSL

I have a thermometer too.... And still check his neck to make sure he's not too hot or cold.

SorenLorensen · 03/07/2008 22:47

I still check on them before I go to bed (11 and 6 now) and stand a little longer than necessary every night...just to make sure the duvet covered bump is going up and down, gently.

I don't think you ever truly stop that PFB worrying

cheesesarnie · 03/07/2008 22:47

wellimum-great post.ive got 3 and i talk rubish,im crap.

hunkermunker · 03/07/2008 22:49

Ahem, Moooooooooooo, you only agreed with Soupy

"Also, it's perfectly possible to be knowingly PFBish about new things your oldest child's doing even when you have two" said Hunker ages ago

welliemum · 03/07/2008 22:49

But Fimbo, there's nothing fuckwittish about worrying when your new baby brings up a whole bottle. Little babies can dehydrate quickly and get really ill - how were you to know, as a new mum, that your baby was being normal and OK? Far better to check it out with someone.

Similarly SorenLorenson and the tog values - babies can die of overheating - again, far better to be aware of the danger and a bit obsessive than the opposite.

OP posts:
SoupDragon · 03/07/2008 22:50
SorenLorensen · 03/07/2008 22:51

Sorry, hunker - I skim-read. You are right too O Hunkerish Font of Wisdom and Knowledge and All Things Clever.

hunkermunker · 03/07/2008 22:52
hunkermunker · 03/07/2008 22:53
hunkermunker · 03/07/2008 22:53

whoops

SorenLorensen · 03/07/2008 22:53

I wish I had more wine. I had some in the pub (I went to the pub!) but don't have any in the house.

Fimbo · 03/07/2008 22:54

I guess Wellie, but then if I had MN in those days then I could have been advised. But in those days (10 years ago) the internet was a relatively new thing.

hunkermunker · 03/07/2008 22:54
SoupDragon · 03/07/2008 22:55

Right. I need to check that my PFB is still breathing. Since he stopped snoring it's difficult to tell!

youcannotbeserious · 03/07/2008 23:00

SD - that's terrible!!!

I have PFB placed so that I can watch him breathe at all times

You think I'm joking but I'm really, really not.

Turniphead1 · 03/07/2008 23:07

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This has been withdrawn by MNHQ at the poster's request.

SoupDragon · 03/07/2008 23:11

youcannotbeserious, but my PFB is 9 years old...

Monkeytrousers · 03/07/2008 23:12

what is PFB?

Should i know already?

Soapbox · 03/07/2008 23:12

I think it is quite sad to see new parents struggle like mad with the almost impossible demands that they put on themselves to be perfect parents to perfect babies. Shunning their parents /inlaws in the process, lest they dare to deviate from the perfectly honed plan that they are following for their precious child.

These people are isolating themselves at a time when being part of a wider community is important for their wellbeing and that of their child.

I sometimes feel that MN is the only place where occasionally someone will give a different pov and point out that in the scheme of things varying their routine by 1/2 here or there will not result in the world imploding!

This style of parenting is hugely worrying - where the only support that is relied upon are taken from a book! It is craziness!

I abhor the way in which babies are used as a control mechanism over members of the family - now I have the precious baby you do things my way or it is the highway for you and you will never see my precious baby again! What kind of rubbish way is this to treat people?

AArrrrgggghhhh - I have to stop or I will go on all night llooooonnnnnngggggg!

SorenLorensen · 03/07/2008 23:14

Precious First Born, Mt - and yes, you should know already

Monkeytrousers · 03/07/2008 23:16

ah, i see

hunkermunker · 03/07/2008 23:17

Soapbox, I agree with you entirely.

More community parenting, less "my baby, my way" and the world would be a safer, better place.