Give me your most random ‘ick’

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I want the weirdest of icks, I’m bored and want a giggle..

I’ll go first…

skinny jeans

Mums that have a new born, no matter how many other kids they have when there is a new born they seem to go over the top.

dirty fingernails
sloppy table manners
cigarette smoke
kids with snot all over their face

But if that is what people feel that’s what they feel; reasonable or not.

Men in flipflops when not on or near a beach

Ooh ooh, personalised numberplate. Instant turn off.

Men:

Jumping up and down and doing the 🤘🏼 sign at a gig/concert.

Wearing swimming goggles.

Wearing a backpack on both shoulders.

Stalling their cars. Even worse when they stall and someone behind them beeps to tell them to hurry up.

Wearing any kind of woolly jumper or scarf. Even worse if there’s a pattern on it.

Anyone who regards (or who appears to regard) Conor McGregor as a style icon.
Anyone who regards (or who appears to regard) David Beckham as a style icon.

😅😅 top ten thing I've ever read on here.

Plane farts, always a man and always the most toe curling eye watering lingering stench

Wire coathangers

Bent cotton Q tips.
Bent and used paper straws.
Wet cellophane

Men who spell it Garrie. 😬

Eww who's husband is spelling their name Garrie???? Own up!!!

Men in Grandad collar tshirts or shirts- the buttons make me 🤢.

See also men in v-neck tshirts.

Men who straighten their hair (usually short, but they straighten the top up the way if it's wavy/ curly).

Men in jeans, white shirt, suit jacket & shiny, black shoes (normally sugar daddies).

Beer bellies.

Balding but desperately holding onto hair at the side/ whisps.

Shirts too tight showing back fat 🤢

Even more so when they won't remove said gold chain even when you say you hate it, because "their Mum bought it for them" 🤢

One specific guy: he couldn’t catch a frisbee. No!

More generally: guys who “preen” their appearance too much (eyebrow waxing and fake tan at the top of the list)
and guys who blame their behaviour on any outside circumstance or influence instead of taking responsibility for it

Crocs

🙈

These. And that helicopter dick swing that some men do.

its disgusting wearing shoes without socks. Stinky fungal fest waiting to happen

Skinny legs and gunts. Shows poor diet and lack of walking/exercise.

Chris and Rosie Ramsay have some brilliant icks from listeners on their podcast.

My absolute favourite: “he was mugged” 😂😂

Saying icky

My personal ones:

Double strapping with a backpack

When they sound like they are dying simply brushing their teeth (what IS that?!)

watching him ride away down an escalator, and watching him cross at the green man

What kind of poloshirts are people seeing! There are some lovely, smart ones.

Not a petty ick, but talking in text speak.