I just won against a cheeky fucker 🥇

[WINNNEERR]

Absolute life goals.

Waiting for a parking space. Car turns up.

They then attempt to steal the space.

I say absolutely fucking not!

I was willing to write all our cars off in this pursuit of justice.

And I won. Got the space.

Heart pounding but righteous goals. Order in life is restored.

Then I enter cafe…
Man follows in…

I say ‘well that was rude’.
He said I thought the same.

I thought that was the end of it. Nope. Wife who decided to get out the car and leave the illegal manoeuvre to her husband decided to start chiming in justifying their actions. Absolute proof they knew what they were doing.

Small showdown occurs at cafe counter.

Have they no shame to broadcast their gall to the caf’ 🤣

Anyway, thank you for listening. Who else is winning today?

Apparently so 🙄 And you just know that she was thinking how fab MN would think it was

Erm... you were 100% in the wrong. You can't reserve a space (for a car!!) by standing in it 😂

They’ve been deleted on a lot of threads today so likely a troll posting something vile or a money making scheme

Walked through maccies drive through a few minutes later 😂

I often think I must have a really odd sense of humour, because this isn't funny to me. I don't think I've ever laughed at anything other MNers claim to be howling at.

It must be difficult being unable to recognise humour. Do you really think the op was willing to write off any of the cars involved?!! Seriously?!

The comment is clearly not literal. She wasn’t going to damage other cars, that’s just tongue in cheek, she is saying how much she wanted to win

Yeah, I just saw ... 🙄

I’m on the Dutch drivers side to be honest.

Didn't happen unless there is a diagram, including stick figure people! 😂

Yep me too

I'm more worried that you're in control of a car after drinking whatever you've been knocking back.

You can only reserve a space with a CAR! I’d have run you over too.

I think she was likely gently exaggerating. People often do when they are telling a story 🙂

Why didn’t your dh just drive into it instead of depositing you in it and continuing round the block?!

Well done @WINNNEERR you truly have won today. Hopefully the rest of your week delivers to this level of satisfaction.

ETA: go Dutch driver in Bilbao also!!! It’s not often a real life CF joins the thread though so well played @Mydogisagentleman

You are not a car. The Dutch driver was right.

My goodness, there are a lot of cranky people on here today!

Well done, OP. I’d have been proud of myself too.

CFs get away with too much!

I assume her dh and the car was in another row/lane driving around. They saw a space, but the Dutch car was going to get there first so she jumps out the car and pushes in. Or tries to. Bad form.

I was, It would have been impossible to write off our cars at 0.005 miles an hour.

But I was willing to scratch that side absolutely. We were keyed a few years back and that side needs re spraying anyway so I was 100% willing to commit.

Thankfully my driving skills are pretty good and he sensed the commitment. But there were inches in it. It really was a full on car fight!

I felt this was a battle I must win for everyone he’s done this to before. And for myself - for the previous times I wasn’t committing to trashing my car and the fucker won!

Too the party poopers - may my pride beam down on you 😂😂😂

If he was behind you in a cafe queue there must have been a space very very close to this one available?

Are you okay? I don’t think it’s normal for someone to react like that over something so small.

And depending on how much you were exaggerating for ‘comic’ effect about the cafe, you behaved as badly as they did.

Why do people behave like this once they get behind the wheel of a car. It’s insanity.

Who pissed on ‘lettersearch’s’ cornflakes? Haha

Quiet dignity vs this.... 🙄