Fanny leather??

[AMurderofMurderingCrows]

LOVE these shoes...

But am I being unreasonable not wanting my footwear to be made of fanny leather 👀

Edit: click on the pic to see what I mean

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I have a kangaroo ballsack purse I was given as a gift by DB when he came back from Australia..

OP knows that. You must be a great laugh at parties.

Probably really comfy. You could just rub the bits which were a bit tight.

I wish I knew you in RL. I think we could be proper besties.
I see your hob nobs and would like to offer… cockaleekie soup.

Followed by Spotted Dick.

That is awesome.

Is it spacious?

My knowledge on kangaroo balls is sadly limited.

@AMurderofMurderingCrows Maybe fanny leather is more stretchy so they don't pinch your feet?!?! 🤔

I'm sitting here sniggering. Cock-a-leekie 🤭

Ooof your no wanting a spotted dick 😉

I wonder what Skippy had to say about that .....?

For those wondering, this is what the kangaroo ball coin pouches look like. the next model up includes a back scratcher made from the paw!

Arrrggghhh poor 'ole Skippy !

Jesus 🫣

You can also visit Cockermouth if you are so inclined.. (town in the north of England for the uninitiated), lol

Actual lol at this. I so hope it’s real, I might have to come to Oz just to get one… sorry Skippy

I hear that Shitterton in Dorset is nice this time of year....

In the U.S. your Fanny is your butt, or at least it was in my grandma’s time.

Anyone remember this?

I think that’s the name of the shoe style

Err, no shit Sherlock, lol. We all know that… it’s what’s known in the trade as a joke…

The real Skippy was actually a female https://www.onlyaustralia.com.au/skippy-the-bush-kangaroo

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Best comment on the thread, thank you! 😂

What? Like Onassis and whale penis chairs?

Fanny pump = queef

I did my family tree and we have a fanny who married a William 🙊🤣