Fanny leather??

[AMurderofMurderingCrows]

LOVE these shoes...

But am I being unreasonable not wanting my footwear to be made of fanny leather 👀

Edit: click on the pic to see what I mean

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Would you wear them if they were penis leather?

Wtf?

lol. I still love them..

😂

Surely it will be cow fanny leather....

But 920 quid! Fanny leather or not…

It’s just the name of that line. Fanny does not mean the same thing in different countries and it’s just a name in France. Hopefully you are more mature than the average 12 year old…

And penis leather would surely bring its own set of er, problems. Fit a bit too stretchy?

I was hoping OP was being sarcastic as well. Fanny is a name, many brands have Fanny as a name for shoes.

Probably come up smaller than advertised 😂

😂
And how are those pumps?

Urgh!

With a teeny overhang at the end.

Imagine ballsack leather. Stressful.

I think we are generally aware of the girl’s name Fanny. It also used to be popular here too but has unaccountably fallen out of mainstream use.

What on earth ?
And a cow's fanny isn't made of leather - only her hide !

I’m actually re-reading The Famous Five books and it’s coming up at least once every ten or so pages.

In America these would be called pumps

and "Fanny" in USA means bottom (as in bum ) not what it means in UK....

More mature than the average 12 year old? Absolutely not, I still snigger at biscuits being called Hob Nobs 😆

They're fanny pumps...

But would stretch with a good polish 😂

Oh no OP - high heels plus ankle straps….eeuuww.

Ahh really! Well I am french and my middle name is actually… Fanny. My godmother’s name. I was surprised when I arrived many years ago in England and realised what that meant!

With some functional issues after a glass of wine 🤣

No more weird than any other type of leather to me.
Enjoy your shoes, Ed Gein. 😬

Fanny is a shortened version of Frances or Francoise.....