How can I stop spiders crawling on me while I sleep

[TheOpalFox]

Wtf! I just woke up to a spider crawling across my face!!!!! Yes it was small but my goodness me
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Can I do anything to prevent this from happening 😤😤😤😤😤

Nah, this won"t always work. The pampered cat doesn't always have hunting instincts and would be happy just being a spectator 😂

Worth a try anyway.
Cats enjoy chasing spiders so that could work too.
TBH it would freak me out and I would be straight off to the mosquito net emporium.

I've just Googled: would a scorpion fight a spider? The results are fascinating. 🤔

Leave your washing on the line overnight so they go and dark on it instead and rub their spider willies all over your decoy clothes.

No, no, I saw a Why Files that says there are giant alien spiders in the Antarctic that can take out whole patrols of armed soldiers.

Nowhere is safe...

What fresh hell are those things? 😱 Sorry OP as well as your house you’ll have to set yourself on fire too! I did try 🤣

Ice spiders...

I woke up to a squashed spider on my pillow - it wasn't a small one

makes me wonder if there's some nightmarish version of Toy Story going on as soon as you're asleep/out of the room involving spiders, flies, wasps, bees, moths .... any other type of creepy crawlie, which involves as much willy-wiping as possible on your pillow.

Spiders are good! They eat the mosquitos.

I don't know if scorpions would fight, but I once had two different spiders in the bath. Decided to deal with it when I came home from work.

Came back to one spider and a leg.

My current cat likes to chase them but let's them go. My previous cat loved them, he would chomp any he could get his paws on and then look at me all proud of himself as if to say 'I rescued Mummy from the eight-legged monster!'

This. And each leg of bed stands in a bowl of water.

Or try peppermint.

I literally spat my coffee out.

Oh yes. They like to watch.

You can’t.

Hilarious 😂

Well, if you also have a pet fur grade vac plugged in and ready to sweep the full under-bed area each time before you get into bed, you do.
There has been more than 1 time DH has leaned over to put the bedside light off, dark happens, and then in a split second the light's back on with a "Holy shit, look at that one" as he spots an arachnid on the carpet in his sleepy peripheral vision.

Under water in a diving suit.

Clingfilm wrap.

A box.

Sealed panic room.

Move to the South Pole.

As long as you’re ok with slugs 🤣
My mum looked after my sister’s long-haired cat who liked to curl up above DM’s head on the pillow. One morning my mum woke up with a slug on her cheek 🤢

Buy a lottery ticket ASAP. We had an old neighbour who won a lot of money after waking up with a spider on her face, she swore the two things were connected.

We have a divan bed and I'm always worried they climb up during the night. I did wake to feel one crawling across my face too, but it was a tiny harmless one so I didn't freak out. It's the big ones with long legs that are the worse. I swear they circle the perimeter of the bedroom when the light goes out! In the autumn it's hell in here. One night I didn't realise the sleeve of my dressing gown was touching the floor of the bedroom and when I put it on in the morning, I looked down and there was only a massive brown spider sat on the arm!! I don't know how I survived that tbh

Sorry, but I’d just burn the house down if that happened to me.

My kitten eats all the spiders in my house.

I put mesh in all windows wish i had done it years ago.

Someone I used to know years ago used to sleep in a mosquito net because of this