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Dachshund in the playground

67 replies

Carrotsurprise · 29/06/2026 23:13

I was at a very large, busy playground yesterday with my toddler. A couple who were there with their toddler had tied their dachshund to the buggy, which was on the rubber floor next to the equipment. The park has a sign up saying no dogs, as most parks do. The dog started to do a little squat like it was about to wee/poo, the woman said oops and quickly took the dog and tied it to the fence at the far side of the playground. But the dog got anxious when she walked away and started whimpering, so she brought the dog to stay with them as they went around the playground.

A few kids were really excited by the dog so I suppose the couple were emboldened by that, and when I saw them later, they were full-on allowing the dog to play on the equipment. I saw them taking the dog on the roundabout, over a bridge on a climbing frame, and challenging the dog to run up a slide and meet them at the top!

I was annoyed and I don't know whether I should have been or whether I'm just being miserable. I don't think that individual dog was doing any harm, really, assuming it didn't piss anywhere. There were some kids who were really happy to see it. But the couple were obviously pleased they'd found this hack of getting around the issue of dogs not being allowed in the playground, by simply keeping the dog with them at the playground. And I don't like the idea that people there could see that and think "I'll bring the dog with me next time because apparently it's fine". I have been to a playground where dogs were actually allowed (in a popular field for dog walking with no fence around the playground for some reason) and it was hell! Dogs cocking their legs against the equipment. Skid marks everywhere. More than one dog that became suddenly aggressive and had to be quickly caught and put back on the lead. And indeed people taking their dogs up the climbing frames and down the slides like they were children.

OP posts:
Bellic · 29/06/2026 23:25

They’re dog people. They matter more than the rest of us obviously.

Slinkyminky22 · 29/06/2026 23:27

Can't bear how many dogs there are everywhere these days. Leave them at home fgs.

ParadoxicallySurviving · 29/06/2026 23:31

Dachshund in the Playground should be sung to the tune of Mirror in the Bathroom. YANBU

champagnetrial · 29/06/2026 23:36

ParadoxicallySurviving · 29/06/2026 23:31

Dachshund in the Playground should be sung to the tune of Mirror in the Bathroom. YANBU

No no, it's obviously 'Daschund in the playground, I know, I know it's serious' (Girlfriend in a Coma)

Hang on...Daschund in the playground, please talk free/The door is locked just you and me....
Yup that is good tbf

WellOrganisedWoman · 30/06/2026 01:38

I was also thinking Girlfriend in a coma 😁

HelenaWaiting · 30/06/2026 01:47

Bellic · 29/06/2026 23:25

They’re dog people. They matter more than the rest of us obviously.

I'm a dog person and I think the dachshund owners are being totally unreasonable.

FenceMafia · 30/06/2026 02:33

champagnetrial · 29/06/2026 23:36

No no, it's obviously 'Daschund in the playground, I know, I know it's serious' (Girlfriend in a Coma)

Hang on...Daschund in the playground, please talk free/The door is locked just you and me....
Yup that is good tbf

Daschund in the playground please don't pee
it's leg is cocked near my DC

Darragon · 30/06/2026 02:38

They’re dog people, Lynn!

YANBU.

Petrie999 · 30/06/2026 06:14

We have a dog and a 3yo. We always follow the pattern of doing a walk first to let the dog run around and then when we get to the playground we tie him up outside the fence somewhere out of the way. He waits patiently and if any children want to say hello they tend to go over and I would then head over too to supervise, through the fence. He is used to this so doesnt whine as long as he can see us. The only exception to this is if it's freezing and he would be cold just sat there so either he doesn't come with us or one of us puts him in the car. Like you say, this one dog wasn't doing any harm but what if the next owners see that and before you know if everyone's dog is in there. Some children don't like them/are scared and they should not be pissing on equipment. I've seen it a few times and it always tends to be smaller dogs, presumably the owners think theirs is less of a problem.

Whaleandsnail6 · 30/06/2026 06:59

Yanbu. I have had a dog and young children and wouldn't take the dog into the park if not allowed

Like you said, one small dog not too much of a problem, but where do we draw the line? Why allow that one person to bring their dog in but not the next? And then the next?

The owners were entitled and selfish

Elieza · 30/06/2026 07:31

no dogs means no dogs. others will copy. their dogs may not be small and cute…

Glasgew1770 · 30/06/2026 07:36

Dogs are allowed everywhere now. You just have to suck it up. I’m surprised one isn’t running for leadership of the Labour Party.

paranoidmumdroid1 · 30/06/2026 07:39

There is an area of a park near me where the sign says "No Dogs. Yes, even yours!". It's a naice neighbourhood with lots of entitled dogs owners.

Twinklewonderkins · 30/06/2026 07:39

ParadoxicallySurviving · 29/06/2026 23:31

Dachshund in the Playground should be sung to the tune of Mirror in the Bathroom. YANBU

My Brain had gone with “Girlfriend in a coma” lol

MyThreeWords · 30/06/2026 07:42

Songwise, I'm getting the Flintstones theme tune. Which is apt bcs I'm sure the dachsund would have had a yabba dabby doo time in the playground.

(Re the actual point of the thread, I agree the dog should not have been there, same as if it were an Irish Wolfhound or a Rottweiler. A dog's a dog.)

PlayAtHome · 30/06/2026 07:45

Charlie and Lola are way out of order on this.

Whatafustercluck · 30/06/2026 07:56

Aren't dachshund owners a special breed of dog owner though? The dachshund owners I know are totally owned by their dog, which invariably has severe separation anxiety - largely as a result of the owner wanting to be their entire world and creating an unhealthy level of codependency. They also tend to think that everyone else also loves their elongated stumpy-legged little dictator as much as they do. I like dogs, genuinely (although I have cats myself, which are more compatible with our current lifestyle). But dachshunds and their owners tend to be on another level.

Howyoudoings · 30/06/2026 07:58

A lot of dog ppl are extremely selfish, at my kids school we have to walk down a very narrow path . Yet ppl will still bring their dog but stand technically just off the play ground, Blocking peoples access because they are to lazy to walk the dog any other time. And don’t get me started on ppl that think everyone loves their dog as much as they do . So they think it’s ok to let their dog try and jump up or run up to you . For them to say he doesn’t bite like that’s the only issue .

Glasgew1770 · 30/06/2026 08:00

Can people please start using the term “fur babies” on this thread. I’m finding it very triggering to have my canine parenthood invalidated in this way.

AlwaysExtraHot · 30/06/2026 08:02

Entitled twunts. I’d have pointed out the no dogs sign and asked if they’d failed to see it.

BillieBlueNote · 30/06/2026 08:13

Glasgew1770 · 30/06/2026 08:00

Can people please start using the term “fur babies” on this thread. I’m finding it very triggering to have my canine parenthood invalidated in this way.

😂😂😂

I once worked with a woman who was very aggressive, a workplace bully and had been through a series of failed relationships. She was obsessed with her dog, to the point of being insane. She had a mouse mat in her office with a picture of her dog and the words 'Charlie Loves you'.

Wow, just wow. Explained a lot.

LaliqueSaltGrinder · 30/06/2026 08:15

Bellic · 29/06/2026 23:25

They’re dog people. They matter more than the rest of us obviously.

And their dog is a member of the family and just the same as the OP's child in levels of importance, so she is being U to expect that the "no dogs" rule applies to their precious little furbaby.

DreamingOfGeneHunt · 30/06/2026 08:17

ParadoxicallySurviving · 29/06/2026 23:31

Dachshund in the Playground should be sung to the tune of Mirror in the Bathroom. YANBU

I went with "there's a dachshund in my playground what am I gonna do?"

I have a little dog. If there's somewhere she's not allowed, we don't go in. So I wait with her outside playgrounds and the child goes in or whatever.

People who let their dogs get up in everyone else's circumference are infuriating.

CurlyKoalie · 30/06/2026 08:19

Even though I like dogs this behaviour shows a total disregard by these owners to the playground rules. These rules were brought in for a reason. It was to make a poo and pee free space where children could play with less chance of getting potentially harmful germs all over them. It was to give a safe space for children that are scared of dogs.
Why do these dog owners feel so entitled that they can run roughshod over this provision?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 30/06/2026 08:23

There’s a dachshund in the park
A dachshund in the park
A codependent, stumpy legged dachshund in the park
I know he’s only there because his owners don’t give a fuck…

Obviously YANBU.

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