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Dachshund in the playground

67 replies

Carrotsurprise · 29/06/2026 23:13

I was at a very large, busy playground yesterday with my toddler. A couple who were there with their toddler had tied their dachshund to the buggy, which was on the rubber floor next to the equipment. The park has a sign up saying no dogs, as most parks do. The dog started to do a little squat like it was about to wee/poo, the woman said oops and quickly took the dog and tied it to the fence at the far side of the playground. But the dog got anxious when she walked away and started whimpering, so she brought the dog to stay with them as they went around the playground.

A few kids were really excited by the dog so I suppose the couple were emboldened by that, and when I saw them later, they were full-on allowing the dog to play on the equipment. I saw them taking the dog on the roundabout, over a bridge on a climbing frame, and challenging the dog to run up a slide and meet them at the top!

I was annoyed and I don't know whether I should have been or whether I'm just being miserable. I don't think that individual dog was doing any harm, really, assuming it didn't piss anywhere. There were some kids who were really happy to see it. But the couple were obviously pleased they'd found this hack of getting around the issue of dogs not being allowed in the playground, by simply keeping the dog with them at the playground. And I don't like the idea that people there could see that and think "I'll bring the dog with me next time because apparently it's fine". I have been to a playground where dogs were actually allowed (in a popular field for dog walking with no fence around the playground for some reason) and it was hell! Dogs cocking their legs against the equipment. Skid marks everywhere. More than one dog that became suddenly aggressive and had to be quickly caught and put back on the lead. And indeed people taking their dogs up the climbing frames and down the slides like they were children.

OP posts:
Hotandpointy · 30/06/2026 23:14

Urgh. I love dogs but there’s a playground near us that I can’t go in since finding shit smeared all over the climbing frame that DC was trying to use… 🤢

JazzySeal · 30/06/2026 23:59

eastegg · 30/06/2026 21:20

The OP never said she wasn’t really bothered. It’s clear to me she was bothered, but was second guessing herself because there was no particular harm she could point to on that particular occasion. That to me is the root of her post.

Hope that addresses your post succinctly enough.

Not really but I sincerely appreciate the time and effort, I guess?

ErrolTheDragon · 01/07/2026 00:23

I had dachshunds - before they became overpopular - and didn’t take either of them into playgrounds. There’s good reasons for dogs to be excluded and the rule applies to all.
In the scenario you describe I’d have also been worried the dog could get hurt - random kids might well not know how to lift a dog properly. Bad all round.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/07/2026 00:25

Hotandpointy · 30/06/2026 23:14

Urgh. I love dogs but there’s a playground near us that I can’t go in since finding shit smeared all over the climbing frame that DC was trying to use… 🤢

I’ve only once seen a shit in a playground (on the bottom of a slide) and it wasn’t from a dog. Not from a small child either from its size…

purpleblast · 01/07/2026 01:47

A tiny sausage dog weeing on a playground is the whole area a toddler crawls up and pulls themselves up on a piss covered surface. A playground is a safe space for little ones to have fun. The entire world is huge and scary to them playgrounds are for kids no one else:

MyThreeWords · 01/07/2026 06:58

JazzySeal · 30/06/2026 23:59

Not really but I sincerely appreciate the time and effort, I guess?

Why are you being so unpleasant @JazzySeal ? Are two short paragraphs really "far too much to read"? Perhaps forums aren't for you.

MyThreeWords · 01/07/2026 07:19

ParadoxicallySurviving · 29/06/2026 23:31

Dachshund in the Playground should be sung to the tune of Mirror in the Bathroom. YANBU

Of course it's not just playgrounnds:

Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?
You can lick your balls while we are eating.

dizzydizzydizzy · 01/07/2026 07:26

YANBU. There is always someone who thinks the rules don’t apply to them.

Maybe that dog was fine but you can’t be sure. Both small children and animals are unpredictable. Some kid could have upset the dog, and the dog could have bitten someone, even if it has never done it before.

UniquePinkSwan · 01/07/2026 07:29

Slinkyminky22 · 29/06/2026 23:27

Can't bear how many dogs there are everywhere these days. Leave them at home fgs.

I feel the same about toddlers

Slinkyminky22 · 01/07/2026 07:34

UniquePinkSwan · 01/07/2026 07:29

I feel the same about toddlers

Yes hilarious, I feel the same at times. Yhe only issue about that is toddlers are actually small human beings rather than animals (who knew) and not safe to be alone. Dogs on the other hand...

Hotandpointy · 01/07/2026 07:40

ErrolTheDragon · 01/07/2026 00:25

I’ve only once seen a shit in a playground (on the bottom of a slide) and it wasn’t from a dog. Not from a small child either from its size…

Edited

You are lucky then, I’ve seen loads but usually just on the ground so I can say “Mind the poo!” On the equipment is a new level of gross for me!

PUGMEISTER21 · 01/07/2026 08:25

Slinkyminky22 · 29/06/2026 23:27

Can't bear how many dogs there are everywhere these days. Leave them at home fgs.

Yeah seems like everyone has a dog. And more dog shit around than I have seen in a long time and some in bags hanging from trees. Irresponsible owners and dirty animals.

eastegg · 01/07/2026 08:40

ErrolTheDragon · 01/07/2026 00:25

I’ve only once seen a shit in a playground (on the bottom of a slide) and it wasn’t from a dog. Not from a small child either from its size…

Edited

At the risk of getting a bit TMI, can I ask how you know it wasn’t from a dog? It sounds like it was because of the size. We get a lot of piles of very large dog poos around my way. I think they’re from the big muscular types. Generally they are bigger than human poo. Just wondering, you’ve got me intrigued!

eastegg · 01/07/2026 10:30

eastegg · 01/07/2026 08:40

At the risk of getting a bit TMI, can I ask how you know it wasn’t from a dog? It sounds like it was because of the size. We get a lot of piles of very large dog poos around my way. I think they’re from the big muscular types. Generally they are bigger than human poo. Just wondering, you’ve got me intrigued!

I mean it sounds like the reason you thought it wasn’t a dog was its size. I realise that sentence in my post was a bit unclear.

MyThreeWords · 01/07/2026 17:48

eastegg · 01/07/2026 08:40

At the risk of getting a bit TMI, can I ask how you know it wasn’t from a dog? It sounds like it was because of the size. We get a lot of piles of very large dog poos around my way. I think they’re from the big muscular types. Generally they are bigger than human poo. Just wondering, you’ve got me intrigued!

I guess it's quite hard to imagine how/why a dog would poo on the bottom of a slide. From the point of view of both ergonomics and motivation, it feels like a human thing.

Flamingojune · 01/07/2026 17:51

I woulda asked them to leave

carchi · 02/07/2026 19:44

MyThreeWords · 30/06/2026 08:28

All the dachsunds
So many dachsunds
And they all go paw-in-paw
Paw-in-paw through their parklife

Just gotta say I really appreciate your little ditty it made me laugh. Well done.

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