2010s austerity which destroyed the country's productivity and public services, and didn't even "pay off the debt" as it was supposedly intended to (the debt increased massively).
Whose fault? Tory voters.
Brexit which has cost us hundreds of millions of pounds and yielded none of the claimed benefits.
Whose fault? Brexit voters.
Mishandling of COVID, again to enormous financial cost.
Whose fault? Tory/Brexit voters. ("Boris is a great PM and will get Brexit done")
The "Boris wave" - EU citizens (i.e. net contributors) leave in droves, replaced by people from the developing world and their dependents; immigration triples, just as anyone with any sense warned would happen after Brexit.
Whose fault? Tory/Brexit voters.
Asylum processing system deliberately starved of resources in order to cause the crisis in an attempt to win votes.
Whose fault? Tory/Brexit voters.
Truss mini-budget which virtually crashed the economy and put hundreds of pounds on mortgages?
Whose fault? Tory voters.
Oh no sorry, you're right actually - the long-standing systemic problems of this country have actually been caused entirely by Labour in two years. I was completely wrong.
Never mind though, the same people who did all the above (Tory/Reform/Brexit voters) have the perfect solution in the form of electing Nigel Farage. Wonder who they'll blame when it then all gets even worse? Oh yeah - everybody else, as always.