Andy Burnham - what your favourite crisp?
“It depends, what do you think it should be? Let’s ask our members.”
Sir Keir Starmer - what is your favourite crisp”
”Umm, I usually start a packet and then switch to another 2 crisps and then another after another 3, hmm, The more the merrier. Got to keep all the crisps happy somehow, Rachel - where are you when I need you? What is my favourite crisp?”.
Wes - what is your favourite crisp”
“Definitely anything Lays or some such, as long as it is made in the EU somewhere, anywhere. Anyone out there listening?”
Boris - what is your favourite crisp?
“Dunno - all of them, the taste doesn’t matter, it is all about the wine pairing. But if you need more order on Amazon and one of my manyUber Eats drivers will oblige your every whim. Crispus, crispa, crispum.”
Nige - what is your favourite crisp.
“Ask Donald, he knows!
Also, Aldi’s best. Got to support the local economy.”
“Err - I thought Aldi is a German company. Never mind.”