AIBU to ask people not to poop in new under stairs cloakroom?

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We are just having a new cloakroom installed downstairs. AIBU to put a sign up saying ‘no poo loo’ or ‘if you plan to do a poo do it in the upstairs loo’?

My DH thinks it’s not reasonable. I just down like the idea of people doing a poop in there and then the macerator having to … anyway AIBU?

We are just having a new cloakroom installed downstairs

I’m extremely confused as to why someone would do a shit in a cloakroom?

Or do you actually mean you have a downstairs toilet and are having some rails installed to hang your coats? Because if that’s the case, then just get rid of the toilet.

You can’t just call you downstairs toilet a “cloakroom” because you want to hang your coats in there that’s nuts 🤣

Is it? You’re not coming out well here.

@Ilovelurchers your post is really sensible

YABU to use the infantile term "poop". What are you, an American 7 year old?

"poop" "cloakroom"

Its poo/shit/faeces and bog, shitter or loo.

HTH

It’s not ‘like having a kitchen you can’t cook in’ is it ? Who has two kitchens ?

I buy 2 ply for caravan chemical loos!

Following in from other posts - how about a little rhyme on the sign on the wall ??

please do not use this loo
if you need to do a poo.
careful if you do a wee :
toilet sheets - no more than three.
solids are just unacceptable
in this porcelain receptacle.

Or you could just leave it and let people just do what they need to do!

Invite me to stay. I have some sort of mental block where I can only poo in my own home.

Holidays - are you having a nice time? No I'm painfully constipated!

Gordon Ramsey apparently!

Unreasonable for using the word ‘chillax’

You need 1 ply or fast dissolving toilet paper for for masserator/saniflow

No don't do this how embarrassing.
What about guests that can't climb stairs, they will be mortified having to explain that to you.
I would not repeat a visit to anyone's house that stipulated no pooing in certain toilets, and why even have guests if you can't deal with them carrying out their natural bodily functions? Very inhospitable and totally nuts.

Why are you having one downstairs in the first place? Especially since you will force your daughter with mobility issues to use the upstairs one anyway if she needs a poo?

Sounds like a waste of money and a source of unnecessary stress.

My DS has bowels of steel and will withhold poo for as long as a week if away from home. It's not good for him and he knows it but just struggles with public/non familiar loos.

😂😂

Make sure you have a lidded bin and a sign saying don’t flush anything other than toilet paper. Two ply is better than 3 ply with them too (experience) it will cope fine with poo, just not half a rolls of thick toilet paper

Wow 😮… yabvu

😂

All Bran Girl. You won’t be able to use the loo as you’re probably very regular 🤔

Glad it's not just me that's a bit literal and interprets cloakroom as place to hang coats. Like the cloakroom at school.

Well the issue is that anyone that comes to your house is basically going to have to tell you if they are doing a poop in your toilet, as they will have to ask to go upstairs.
This is a really horrible experience for anyone, even a close friend to have to badically say ''I am going for a poo now'. Either by words or by the action of them going. upstairs.
Yoh could put a sig up saying ' please use the upstairs loo if you use a lot of toilet paper as the flush is not very good' or something like that. Not directly saying 'you must go upstairs to poo'.

Or the one at a nightclub. Drop off your turd and take a ticket.

Is she only allowed poo in the morning then?
This gets more bizarre

If we're being literal, should it be a cloakroom, if no one wear cloaks this century?

A curtain and no door?! Omg 🤣