to think that i should be able to eat a bananna/sausage in my own house without dh turning into a randy 15 year old.

[kerryk]

i mean ffs, do men ever stop thinking about getting there leg over?

I do the flasing thing as well. I thik dp and I deserve each other really.

Twinsetandpearls - you've got me worried now, I'm going to watch him with the dog!!!

for 17yrs without exeption every time dp sees me naked he says you don't get many of those to the pound and as for eating bananas..........

If I walk past him naked, he always says 'careful, you nearly had my eye out then'.
He thinks he's sooooooo funny!!!

Gawd love 'em!

oh tas1, i forgot that one

I take it no one on this thread ever dares eat a Cadbury's flake?
Once, when a bit naive, I ate a flake at the canteen at work. I work in engineering... I was the only woman at the table...eventually the other woman in engineering came over and rolled all their tongues up and back into their mouths.

DH is not like this thank God, EXCEPT, when I get sweaty doing gardening...why do men like sweat???!!!

ROFL @ Lostinfrance's dh with his sore throat remedy.

I do enjoy a flake now and again but usually the guilt at downing chocolate makes me, erm, facilitate said flake in private rather than in front of anyone who might appreciate it.

I do eat those indecently long, bendy tofu sausages in public though.

if i bend down to say do up my shoe dh says 'whilst your down there'

also sore throat, even im hungry 'i've got something for that'

lol

i flash dh when he is on the phone - i get my boobs out and its so funny when he tries to concentrate on the call!

My dh has a similar thing about protein being good for me.

I have the Carry On music in my head every time I open this thread.

hahahha oh yes I hear that one about the sore throat all the time.

He calls it

Elixior of Youth

##sigh##

Forgot to mention. DH also always used to have the habit of saying, whenever I said I needed to clean my teeth: "I'll clean your teeth for you!!"

I have now retaliated, saying the same to him whenever he says he needs to clean his adding for good measure "hur - hur - hurrr!!"

Which I think has hurt his feelings a little.

Oh yeah and there was also a kind offer to "take my temperature" if ever I required the service

aahhh yes, my dh calls it his cure for anything!!! if only we could bottle it we would be worth a fortune.

hah I reckon kerryk..men live in a dreamworld where everything revolves around them

pmsl dittany

I have often been amazed at DH's ability to give me his full attention when I take my dressing gown off to get dressed in the morning. He might be fast asleep, or reading the sports pages (same thing) but the moment that dressing gown hits the floor he's there, watching every move. I find it annoying but the time it stops is the time I have to start to worry I suspect

Does ANYBODY else have the opposite problem? FGS!
I have now filled the fridge with cucmbers, massive snags (as they are called here in OZ), long sticky buns, bananas and yet no response from DH apart from finding him permanently in the fridge filling his face.
If it comes to it I may have to gorge myself with these things infront of the postman to get some kind of attention!

good luck with that

Its desperation - the postie's a minger!