to think that i should be able to eat a bananna/sausage in my own house without dh turning into a randy 15 year old.

[kerryk]

i mean ffs, do men ever stop thinking about getting there leg over?

yes. you'd be amazed at how personal kitchens can be. after 18 years though i am somehow de-sensitized to it all. i stopped thinking about the silliness of mens sexual comments and motions. silly silly boys.

lol at this thread.

try getting a couple of bricks out and offering to castrate him!!!!

I thought is was just my dp who said "pork sword" and "while you're down there" am not sure if I am relived or disapointed to know they are all the same.

I'm off to buy some sausages, bananas and eclairs as my DH has the opposite problem! I may cook in only an apron and high heels to get the old testosterone a flowing too!
Ahhh lucky you, I'd make the most of it.

Can we just clear something up... you didn't have the sausage and banana in the same sandwich?
Because that would be just ewwwwwww. Unless your pg and it is your strange pgcy craving...

you're not your.
Bit sleep deprived atm.

God if I had sausage and banana in the pork sword he would explode with excitement.

Ice creams or lollies send him sex mad as well.

Does your DH squeeze your boobs and say HONK HONK whenever you are trying to talk to him?

grab my boobs and say 'honk honk' whilst i'm trying to have a conversation with him?

slap my arse whilst i'm putting something in a frickin' oven?

say, 'while you're down there' when i pick something off the floor?

can someone explain to me what is sexy, cute, funny or endearing about this?

because I don't see it.

outside of junior school, there are so many other ways of making someone feel attractive or sexy or letting them know you fancy them without acting like a 13-year-old.

i'd have left any chap who behaved like this at the kerb long before we got to the getting getting married/having kids stage because i prefer men, not teenagers.

I almost stopped buying cucumbers for this very reason.

'I almost stopped buying cucumbers for this very reason. '

how sad. i eat what i please without giving it a second thought.

i honestly can't imagine putting up with such behaviour from an adult, i really can't, because i see it as really unpleasant; nothing cute or endearing about it at all IMO.

Expat I'm only havin' a larf. Anyway, I like that he's randy for me and willing to show it. It's not like I don't have the ability to say 'no' if I don't share his enthusiasm.

god i think it's hilarious! but i must have a childish sense of humour. rofl at this thread.

My dh is always trying to get me to put things away in low drawers. I love it. I think it's hilarious.

I can't beleive the po-facedness of some on this thread.

this thread is great rofl.

God yes Tas he does do the honk honl thing. The worrying things is he does it to the dog as well, except he squeezes his nose rather than boobs and hopefully it is not meant to be foreplay.

Expat I do find it cute most of the time and I am not much different. I have just copped a feel while going past dp in our very narrow kitchen.

I am also lovingly mocking dp, there is much more to him that the odd honk honk.

pmsl at this thread.
I have a hubby who does the 'whilst you are down there'
parp parp
are you cold?

I dont take a blind bit of notice of him. He knows I dont really take any notice of him at the best of times.
I do however get my own back usually when he is sitting down -cuse I cant reach otherwise - and pull my top over his head. Sadly this has clearly been noticed by the children as dd commented today....daddy...was that quite awful for you?
I find that and flashing through the window at him at ever given opportunity revenge enough. He is paranoid one of the builders will notice.
Yes and for all at MN I HAVE NO SHAME!!

i thought iwas the only one
dh does all of the above and says i shoud be grateful he still finds me fanciable.
do your hubbys do the rubbing a hard on into your back when you're trying to sleep?

not the rubbing hard on your back thing, but saying...baby are you tired? is his horribly subtle way of asking for sex

i couldn't flash my dh it would only encourage him
he is forever saying show me you titties anyway