to ask if you’ve seen clever/funny signs advertising a service or similar?

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Hi, I was our shopping etc, and I saw a van that said that refrigeration services were available.

”007 REFRIGERATION.. licensed to chill”

It made me smile, and it got me wondering if any others had spotted an eye catching slogan.

“I can see clearly now that Wayne has gone” back of a window cleaner truck run by a bloke called wayne…

A carpet shop near me was called "Get Laid Professionally"
A hand wash car wash advertising "The Best Hand Job You'll Get" 😂

A tanker for emptying septic tanks had "This is full of political promises " on the side.

A plasterer near us has a van saying 'Fatboy skims'

A hairdresser near me used to advertise “the best blow job in town” 🫣

I work in a jewellers and we’ve recently had to start charging people to measure their ring size if they are not looking to buy a ring (or at least pretending to). My colleague wanted to put a sign in the window that said ‘£5 a Finger!’

WC in Fields is a moderately amusing name for a portable toilet hire company, and I did see once a floor fitter's van with "Lino Richie" branding. But it was a while back and I am not sure that would have the same reach today for choice of floor covering or music!

Some amusement also to be found with scaffolding companies and the crowbarring of erection into their name

I was told about an outdoor equipment shop in Market Bosworth (near Bosworth battlefield, where Richard III met his demise) that had a glorious sign in its window a few years ago advertising the winter sale: "Now is the winter of our discount tents".

Don't know whether it's true or not, but funny anyway.

Old record shop call vinyl Ritchie and a portable fish and chip van called friar truck.

I remember a sign on a builders merchants near where my late DM lived years ago. It said 'We can help you with any erection'. I did often wonder how they got away with it! 😂

As a plant based eater, I love that quote.
Gonna have to incorporate it into conversations when meat eater try to make me feel less than them just coz I don’t eat like them.

Clever 🥰

Thanks to everyone…
Id love to think if I had a business, I could think of something cool.

Similar - local handyman has “licensed to drill” on his van

There's a Chinese restaurant in Blackrock (suburb or Dublin) called Black Wok.

Oh I’ve seen a similar one that said “This is the discount of our winter tents”, which was a nice version.

Can't remember the place name, but on a minor road I drove past a church with a motorway exit sign saying 'Mumsville services'.

Once found myself behind an aerial company van with the reg R4DIO.

Tree surgeon called Special Branch. Never fails to make me smile.

Sofa King. We are sofa king good. Scotland.

I don’t know if it still exists, but there used to be a plumbing company in Melton Mowbray called Bottom Plumbers.

Recently saw a painting and decorating company van. They were called Ace of Shades and their strapline was 'Lemme give you a quote'.

Waxing salon near me - No Muff is too Tuff.

Local scaffolding company - best erection in town.

Some ppl like this but not my humour.

Many years ago I lived somewhere with a portaloo business whose slogan was “shit business is serious business”