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What phrase do you hear ALL THE TIME during your working day, that makes you want to scream?!

385 replies

Ilovemychocolate · 24/04/2026 13:33

So I’m a childminder.
Whilst out with the kids (presently four 2 year olds) I hear “you’ve got your hands full” multiple times a day!
Over and over again, and it’s SO hard to react with a smile sometimes! (But I do obviously)
When I worked in shops it was “printed it this morning!” if someone handed me a fresh note.
So what do you hear constantly whilst working, that makes you scream inside?!

OP posts:
AuntChippy · Today 13:10

JackGrealishsCalves · Today 12:57

We put the customer at the heart of everything we do.

I work for you, you really don't

I wrote that on my appraisal last week. 😂

It couldn’t be further from the truth (I got ChatGPT to write it).

Justwantedtosayrightnow · Today 14:09

"Charity starts at home" when they have to decline to donate to charity, said multiple times a day , every day !!

Legomania · Today 14:53

Reading this thread I can't help thinking that if dozens of people a day don't understand/agree with your booking system/charitable aim/archaic use of language, it is you that is the problem!

Itmustbenice · Today 16:06

DogAnxiety · 24/04/2026 17:28

I hate anything involving pieces, I don’t know where it’s come from but it’s the most irritating bullshit bingo term ever. Like someone upthread said, “there’s a piece around ….” is nonsensical and always makes me think of codpieces.

Yes it was me. Literally every day my manager would say there's a piece around x,y and z.

Its such a nonsense phrase and drove me crazy.

Idstillratherbepaddleboarding · Today 16:23

“You’re setting me up to fail” about any reasonable expectation. If you work with the ‘clients’ I work with, you’ll know what I do!

”We know things are tough at the moments and we thank you for all your hard work. We’ve designed these processes to make it easier for you and all you need to do it fill in all these new forms and do this additional training before X date” [sic]- senior management/ MPs.

MyLilacBeaker · Today 17:22

AliceNotInChains · Today 11:56

How many syns is in that?

fuck off

Hahaha yes!

I8toys · Today 17:25

Art of the possible - fuck off!

PoliteSquid · Today 17:26

I also hate “the * piece” even heard some bloke on the London marathon coverage saying it. Really irritating.

Also “kind of” For example “If we kind of do ‘x’ then the effect will kind of be ‘y’ “ That gives me such rage - are we doing it or not? Will they be the effect of not?!

DeniseSecunda1 · Today 17:28

“Pivot,” “circle back”

ainsleysanob · Today 17:35

DieSchottin93 · Today 12:35

GP receptionist. Patient calls to book an appointment.
Me: "the next available appointment is X date"
Patient: "do you not have anything sooner?"
🤦‍♀️

Gets quite irritating when you hear it multiple times a day 🫠

Well you can’t blame them for asking can you?! Firstly, I assume they could do with being seen sooner and at my GPs, they often actually do have something sooner!

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