AIBU to change the bed sheets after DH farted in bed?

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DH thinks it’s excessive. My argument is he literally fired gas out of his arse which would have then settled on the fabrics. If it had just been a small pump I wouldn’t have been that bothered but it was a big forced fart.

Be honest, is there anyone here that would have done the same? In my defence they were getting near due to be changed anyway, this just brought it forward a few days

What do you think your arsehole is doing whilst you are asleep?

That's disgustingly slovenly; you'd have to buy a whole new house, surely?

Just wondering, OP: your DH's name isn't Roland, is it?

To be fair, he makes most people cringe.

His surname is also a rather twee euphemism for fart. Quite apt for him really.

'Farting at petri dishes' 😂😂thank you for that image!

I've realised that I should be changing my car far more frequently.

OP, if it was one of those "gas followed by aerosol", then definitely.

After what her DH has done, that’s something they won’t be tonight.

You fart every night in your sleep. A lot. You are being completely unreasonable and very rude. Unless he sharted, grow up.

You obviously have never had lactose intolerance then the gas gets painful, and sometimes you gotta force it.

This reminds of the nutter I used to work with who made her husband wash his arse every time he went to the toilet as she didn't want a bum that had "only" been wiped, in her bed.

😁

Hehe

Erm - no

They walk among us!?

Probably watching TV.

Farting is disgusting and unacceptable in the marital bed. OP you should issue a blanket ban on your DH besmirching the bedlinen in this manner.

Judging by my OH some nights, The 1812 Overture.

😂

9 pages in and there's still plenty to keep me laughing.
Not too hard though or something may come out and this is an expensive sofa that I can't afford to replace today.

I know this might sound a bit odd, but I’ve always found passing wind incredibly unclassy. The only exception I’d ever make is for a baby. I realise it’s a bit eccentric, but it’s just how I am. Honestly, if someone did it, even at the top of Ben Nevis in the middle of a gale, I’d still feel like the whole place needed fumigating. I’d go further than a sheet change, I’d be all over the John Lewis online site searching new beds… hit him in his pocket! That’ll teach him

Farticles 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yes, it sounds a bit odd, and rather childish. Do you find breathing, or blinking, incredibly unclassy? These are also natural and unavoidable aspects of human physiology, they just don’t happen to involve our bums.

Haha. Between me and my partner we'd be changing the sheets about 5 times a night.

How dare you! 😡
I cannot imagine the Queen ever did. 😕

He sounds gross.