AIBU to change the bed sheets after DH farted in bed?

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DH thinks it’s excessive. My argument is he literally fired gas out of his arse which would have then settled on the fabrics. If it had just been a small pump I wouldn’t have been that bothered but it was a big forced fart.

Be honest, is there anyone here that would have done the same? In my defence they were getting near due to be changed anyway, this just brought it forward a few days

this has made me laugh so much

For daring to "pump" in his own bed because it freaks out OP? Don't be daft.

Hmmmm, normally I'd say YABU but a couple of weeks ago I had really bad gas. Fortunately, I sleep alone. But I changed the sheets the next day. I thought they smelled. Normally, just for one fart of course, I wouldn't.

I think you're bonkers but change the sheets if it makes you feel better.

I wouldn't be with anyone who tried to dictate the type of fart I'm allowed to do in my own bed. Poor guy.

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Brilliant 🤩

I just farted in bed whilst reading this.
Think this thread could have the making of a mumsnet classic

Sorry no, I don’t have the sheets or the time to change the sheets for the number of times one or other of us farts in bed

You probably fart in your sleep.

No this is insane, do you change your clothes if you fart??

I think it’s disgusting when people intentionally fart in bed whilst under the covers.
At least pull the covers back a bit if you need to do it.

However, everyone unintentionally farts when they are asleep and so it makes no sense to change the sheets after one fart.

It depends, if it was particularly odious and unpleasant then yes, I’d have changed the bed sheets. If it was just loud but not odious, I’d probably not bother.

Everyone farts but I admit I find my DH a total turn off when, for example, he walks into the room I'm happily sat in and rather than walk out, he deliberately farts. Massive, massive ick. Makes me recoil from him.

I have been married before and that's the one thing I prefer about my ex...he didn't need to performatively fart.

Btw OP, me and my DH sleep in separate beds now, it's bliss!!! Maybe you should try it!

Nice to see a small number of people agreeing with me 😂

And yes, poo particles do come out with a fart. It’s gross to think you’re sleeping in it. Obviously I’m aware that we’ll both be farting all night but that’s like saying you should clean your shoes everytime you stand outside as you’ve probably stood in animal urine. If you KNOW you have stood in animal urine because you physically saw it then wouldn’t you wash your shoes?

He was probably trying not to shit himself. You should be grateful to have such a considerate husband.

My argument is he literally fired gas out of his arse which would have then settled on the fabrics

Thats not how gas works.

Golf? 🥱🥱😴

Fart stories are much more fun.

Your poor husband must feel like a naughty puppy being shamed for shitting on the carpet

The things you see on here 😂😂😂

do you have any idea how many farts everyone pumps out esp when asleep? so if you could track that would you wake up each time to change sheets?

I think this post wins peak MN-Hygiene-Freakery. 👏👏

You’re probably right, but I bet King Charles does some real rip snorters! 😆

I hate when DH farts when in eating a sandwich and I get fart particles in my sandwich

You’d have hated being on the ward I was OP. They wouldn’t let me home until I was farting like a symphony orchestra. All that whilst in bed and they didn’t rush to change the sheets.

In their words, farting is good.

😅😅OMG, that's hilarious, I just wet my bedsheets laughing at this 🤣 😆 😂

I hope you’ve changed them immediately! 🤣