AIBU to change the bed sheets after DH farted in bed?

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DH thinks it’s excessive. My argument is he literally fired gas out of his arse which would have then settled on the fabrics. If it had just been a small pump I wouldn’t have been that bothered but it was a big forced fart.

Be honest, is there anyone here that would have done the same? In my defence they were getting near due to be changed anyway, this just brought it forward a few days

He should wear a pair of clean night bottoms pyjamas/loose pants every night. It’s not fair on you.

Blood, sweat, tears, semen...sheets are a hotbed of seeping fluids.

Only if he followed through 😂

Isn’t The Fart Barrier a pivotal part of any relationship? How did you get to marriage without tackling this?

Just put a cork in it

Was it a solid one?

To be fair, all smells are particulate.

Dr Karl Kruszelnicki has done the job. https://www.iflscience.com/the-australian-scientist-who-tested-whether-farts-spread-disease-58972

Bottom line: As long as you're wearing pants when you fart, no bacteria is spread.

Serious minds have pondered this ....

If he farts outwith the bed, you have to change the wallpaper.

This issue has been discussed internationally, OP, and the general consensus seems to be that doing it whilst lying down is absolutely not the preferred option.

The anal sphincter is, by design, our safety release valve. Farting is essential. It's why doctors listen for bowel sounds in patients. No farting is a very bad thing.

I think the fart troll is out, and this is made up for people to post their fart stories.

If he followed through and Sharted then yes change them, otherwise just blast the area with some perfume and open a window

If you mean … shart YANBU

fart YABU

This is true. I died four years ago after my DH farted in bed.

Burn the sheets with him in them. Bit extreme I know.

@WiddlinDiddlin Sharticles

Has anyone heard their cat fart in the litter tray ? I did the other day it was adorable and a first for me ❤️

I heard a penguin fart once. It was fabulous.

Oh dear, you must be unaware that when you are asleep you too will shoot gas out of your arse. You’ve been doing that all your life and obviously on your side of the bed so you’ve been laying in it if not actually rolling around in it. Sleep well😬

Omg I have woken the cat I'm laughing so much!!

I tend to keep a bowl of holy water at the side of the bed to sprinkle on the sheets after they’ve been farted on.

Plot twist: OP is not in fact a human but is an alien sent here to observe us in our natural state.
Sheets would be changed several times a night if we changed them every time someone farted!