To consider tipping it over his head.........

[GumsAndRoses]

Rather then throw it away?

stupid twunt Dh got a beer out of the fridge last night while watching yet another boring game of football (I had an early night with my book)and he left the blardy fridge door open.

Everything is ruined, my trifle is a gooey mess so in the bin or over his head

Mumsnet you decide...........

Head

Over his head of course!

Serve it to him? And he can't leave the table until his plate is clean.

[evil grin] like your thinking WandP

oh definitely head!

Over his beer (save the trifle in the back of the fridge until then, covered up) next time a match is on

head, for sure!

Tw*t!

I feel strongly about this as I've not really seen my DH since the footie started. We went camping at the weekend and he sulked because he missed 2 matches . Kids aren't allowed to watch TV or use ps2 atm. I don't miss the TV but I do miss being able to speak to my DH and get more than a grunt in response

in his shoes

I agree.dh said to me when the premiership finished that he is going to turn the skysports on. Only to realise that Euro 2008 is on terestrial channels and we have watched footall twice a day since it started. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

I sooooo love my DH for hating footie [heart emoticon]

Over the television. He won't be bothered to clean it off and will leave it for you. It will take you a week or so to get around to it and hey presto, no more football!

You see I don't mind normal football - saturday or sunday for a few hours (often in the pub) is fine. All day and all evening is a bit much.

Godzilla, me too! He's blissfully unaware there is football on at the moment.

FFS what is it about the footie that annoys so? - it is only every two years - world cup then Euro's before some smart arse tells me it is 4 years!

I rang him up and called him all the names under the sun and get an "oh sorry" then he has the cheek to say he will go to asda and get more stuff so I can make another trifle, yeah right, now wondering what part of feck off he doesn't like

Really the football is doing my head in, he is obsessed with it, oh and the dilema he faces are truely something "football or grand prix, what shall I watch

Er, where do i start?

It's boring
It pushes other, actually interesting/enjoyable programs off the telly
It's boring
It is irritating
It's really REALLLLLLLLLLY BORING.

Get it?

Ok, that's obviously a non-footie fan's opinion, but that's what i am.
Go out and play the game yourself and stop sitting on your butt stoping me from watching the 2nd episode of Pushing Daisies FFS.

Careful your comments could be considered as domestic violence .
Couldn't you not tempt your dh away from the telly by bathing yourself in beer and putting on a tight fitting kit??? I am nothing if not classy!!!

Hmm I think that I would choose to watch the footie - I think the beer would be warm in bathing in - and my good the thought of my DW in tight fitting kit at the moment would just make me laugh!!!

You do realise that once the footie finishes the olympics is just about to start!!!

Twelvelegs I take your comment onboard, I may have gone a trifle mad for a moment, I will get a sponge for my brow and sit down as my legs have turned to jelly and work on a plan to be a bit fruity to lure Dh from the footy, or put my foot down and stop being a cowardly custard

Get new ingredients?
Tell him he can get to M&S or Waitrose and get their finest ready-made
DP left a roasted ORGANIC (ie £10) chicken overnight in the oven after i told him to put it in the fridge (he got them confused).
I called him at work, got his secretary, told her to tell him off, so she did, and ordered him to replace it.
knobwads.

Good plan TheHedgeWitch, just check the fridge door, dont let him spoil the strawberrys and cream

flashman - it's the seemingly blanket coverage that winds non-footie fans up.