Are all men this stupid or is it just my husband? (Light hearted)

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Feel free to add stupidity across all family members including wives etc
My husband took with him to work today the UNCOOKED breaded chicken gudgeons for lunch and ate them!!!! Firstly they were for our tea tonight, but secondly, why the fuck didnt he stop eating them when in his words 'the texture did seem rather strange'... 🤦‍♀️
What acts of stupidity have you witnessed recently from what you would call, on the whole, intelligent people?!

Not food, but my late partner once wiped his bum with a dettol wipe thinking it was an Andrex washlet then complained it stinged a bit 😬

My friend - not a man - did this exact thing with chicken goujons! She suffered zero ill effects, fortunately. She only realised after she'd eaten them and commented to her colleague that they weren't very crispy.

That was a very funny thread...I thought he thought they were artisan Scotch Eggs, but might have remembered wrongly....

My husband once made a ham sandwich with an uncooked gammon steak. When I pointed it out he said he thought it was a bit chewy.

He was fine.

Dp bought a bag of galaxy mini eggs at the weekend. Later on in the day, I asked if I could have one. I was sat on the sofa unwrapping it, when he asked what I was doing. Turned out he'd eaten 3 with the foil on, while thinking that the shell wasn't very nice.....

I'm eating and eating -- but I draw the line at uncooked chicken!! BTW I'm a man (and the wife always claims that she does not need a food waste bin - while I'm around). 😆

Be GRATEFUL (with men around): Saves your gas, electricity and cooking skills. 😆

My late Gran brought pork chops to us to take on a family holiday to spain. If that alone wasnt grim, these chops spent 3 hours in a hot car ( summer time) to get to her friend's. Spent 2 days in her friend's fridge, then another 3 hours of hot car to get to our house.
She was very disgruntled when she found the chops didnt come to Spain with us.
2 weeks later and back in the UK, she wanted to take them home with her 😳🤮

She was one of the sturdiest people i knew. Made it to 99.

DM has eaten raw chicken hearts at a barbecue before. She said the same thing. We were at a fair and we had tickets for a barbecue meal each. She just took them.

When I'd just had my son i useful to make quick and easy meals . I bought some Chinese spare ribs from butcher and put them on a salad. They weren't cooked. Hubby didn't eat them and laughed his head off when he got home. Made me cry at the time

Dh “polished” the coffee table with fly spray

A friend's boss ate the paper wrapped round a tortilla wrap as he thought it was edible paper.

My son accidentally put yellow split peas in the popcorn maker and wondered why they were taking so long to pop.

Mine is the same. I only have to sniff something out of date and im sick but DH can eat ANYTHING no matter how out of date and be fine. I do worry he will poison me one day mind you

My mum once shoved a finger full of insect repellant gel into my mouth instead of bonjella (when I was a child). To make it worse, she was a nurse! 😳

Ps. I wish we still had the laughing emoji reaction. Some of these are hilarious!

Ha just like the post from the other day when the OPs husband fed himself and the toddler a pack of week out of date sushi that had been sat IN THE BOOT OF THE car…….

My husband is a chef so not many food disasters here. Major lack of any type of common sense regarding everything else though.

I've come home expecting enchiladas but he did bolognese then threw it into a wrap. He was waiting for the oven to warm up, but hadn't turned it on.
I was then told that I'd written the wrong time for a dental appointment on the calendar. I'd text him, my daughter (17) had the text, I'd told him several times AND it was on the calendar. Turns out neither of them can actually read a calendar...

He has eaten a fat ball, in all its glory. 11 years ago! What a classic.

I wonder how he’s getting on in life now 😁

All sorts. But if we are going along the food lines. I once asked my partner where he had put the wrapper for the chocolates he had just eaten. In his stomach it turns out. He hadn’t realised they had a tin foil wrapper on them. Just how?!!

Mine once cooked sausages in oven …said he followed instructions and put it in for the right amount of time according to packet…but they “didn’t come out looking like the ones you usually make” but he ate it anyway….he didn’t pre-heat the oven 😳 so they were only partially cooked!!! Didn’t seem to affect his cast iron stomach though..

😂 Made me LOL!!!!

Some fab posts on here!

A chap I worked with are raw sausages from the fridge at work. When I pointed out they were not cooked, he looked at me in a weird way and said 'so?'

Christ, there's more than one of them, I thought mine was uniquely stupid. He'll be pleased to know it's not just him!

DMIL put pork ribs in the fridge to marinade. My DFIL ate one, thought it a bit odd and chewy, so had another to make sure the first one wasn't just a bit off. He had diarrhea for 6 weeks