Mrs

[QuirkyGoldHam]

She is being Akward not thinking about her children at all.

Or some 🥿🥿

Sleep the hangover off first, dear. Then have
a look at the issue again, with a clear head.

Oh no. Guess you'll have to think of them instead then. Hopefully she's off living the dream with a rich, hilarious, smart and hot guy who's mad for awkward women.

Now I have read it all..... how stupid can you be?!?!?
The factory wall wasn't made of rubber at all, it was made of gingerbread with chocolate chips and a drizzle of icing along the top (and perhaps a few hundreds & thousands).
What a numpty.😖

And it wasn't a tortoise, it was a pork pie (don't you just hate that jelly?).
Time to get some glasses.🤓

Off now, time for my aubergine.🍆

The vicar should have learned his lesson from the first wedding, crochet is only appropriate on the 7th of the month.

It’s absolutely appalling. A clear and tragic symptom of the steady erosion of proper British standards and etiquette.

Can you be more specific?

Mrs D?
Mrs I?
Mrs FFI?
Mrs C?
Mrs U?
Mrs LTY?!

My step FiL went for Lieutenant Colonel.Peak wanker

Washing your hands in a bison would be ever so akward.

Isn't it obvious what OP is talking about?! It's just unbelievable that there's such a lack of choice when you want GF/LF/DF/Vegan cheese - I'm devastated 😭

She called me last night. Like I have fucking time for this. I said call QuirkyGoldHam. Sorry, not sorry.

Alternatively might I suggest a little break in your Mexican holiday home? It might help with the stress?

Splinge

This always makes me laugh when it happens:

Cancel the cheque

Akws

What are we meant to be looking at @Stringagal sorry...? (On that pic?)

Where it says title she’s put Mrs

Very awkward

She isn’t being akward at all. You are just a lazy bawbag who spends all day watching golf reruns on YouTube. And we are all SICK of it. So do one and start looking after the children yourself more often you lazy toe rag.

Would naice ham help? Or pom bears?

Ah, thank you!

Is that you, Aiden?

<mutters>

why are all these women married?

From Wiki:-
A bison is a large bovine in the genus Bison within the tribe Bovini. Two extant and numerous extinct species are recognised. Of the two surviving species, the American bison, B. bison, found only in North America, is the more numerous.

So go one then cleaverclogs @AngelinaFibres , just WHERE does it say that Bison are NOT fitted with a sink & taps plus a useful soap dispensing facility????????
Granted there is no towel rail or convenient slot for paper towels but you can ruffle it's fur with your (wet) hands to dry them or if you have a few minutes to spare, wait for it to pass wind and dry them In the warm gas from its bum!🤢

I think that is probably the OP's problem.
His Mrs wanted to identify as Brian but old snooty cleaverclogs upthread decided to call her a Bison (calling a taxi would have been better but that butters no parsnips now) and it ALL started from there....

Don't forget, tomorrow is 1st Feb so time to invite a Honey badger for tea.👍