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AIBU?

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97 replies

QuirkyGoldHam · 31/01/2026 17:45

She is being Akward not thinking about her children at all.

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mindutopia · 31/01/2026 18:57

See this is totally why I prefer Dr.

YorkshirePuddingsGreatestFan · 31/01/2026 19:01

Surely she could just buy a chicken and make at least four meals from it.

Nourishinghandcream · 31/01/2026 19:02

IamChipmunk · 31/01/2026 18:53

We had one, the leg fell off

That happened to us as well........ nasty cheap rubbish ☹️

We repaired ours with a washing up liquid bottle and some sticky backed plastic, we then jazzed it up with some wallpaper.
Down Shep!🐶

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 31/01/2026 19:03

Probably should log it with 101 just to be sure

user1476613140 · 31/01/2026 19:05

She won't shut up.

tilypu · 31/01/2026 19:06

Were any of you there? No. You don't know. It's all gossip and hearsay.

I did hear though, that it would have been eleven inches, if it was straight!

PruthePrune · 31/01/2026 19:08

Rupert continued to eat the watercress.

Quacking4it · 31/01/2026 19:10

All because the mouse was in the kitchen

CollieModdle · 31/01/2026 19:10

Incredibly Akward.

busybusybusy2015 · 31/01/2026 19:11

Raspberry jelly might help?

Dextersgoneovertherainbowbridge · 31/01/2026 19:12

The nipple ring was in the wrong place. That’s why.

InterestedDad37 · 31/01/2026 19:13

If she'd settled on Ms rather than Mrs, the vicar wouldn't have had to throw that tortoise over the rubber factory wall. Duh!

LoveHearts69 · 31/01/2026 19:14

LTB

Monochroming · 31/01/2026 19:15

How can you say that!!?

I think YABVVVU!

HopSpringsEternal · 31/01/2026 19:15

Oh Quirks is it because she finally realised your a dick. We all knew it would come to this day. Stand steady. This too shall pass.

CarefullyCuratedFurniture · 31/01/2026 19:16

After what her nan said about Our Sharon at Aunty Linda's party, im not surprised.

HopSpringsEternal · 31/01/2026 19:16

My typo above is well akwarks.

Zov · 31/01/2026 19:17

It's the chemtrails! 😱

Wake Up Weather GIF by ABCNT
PotteryChuck · 31/01/2026 19:18

LTB

Nourishinghandcream · 31/01/2026 19:19

It was Arthur Scargill, with a rolling pin in the S&M dungeon.😳
Unfortunately the Vicar Of Dibley was peeking through a spyhole and saw everything. She finished her Pot Noodle and went in to join him.

PotteryChuck · 31/01/2026 19:19

Bison might be on the way.

AlbieJiggered · 31/01/2026 19:21

She isn't being awkward, she has a DH problem.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 31/01/2026 19:22

Tell her to ltb x

Nourishinghandcream · 31/01/2026 19:22

To be fair, it was a particularly ugly scroting sack.
Hairy as well 🤢

Thrust!!!!!

Zov · 31/01/2026 19:32

YorkshirePuddingsGreatestFan · 31/01/2026 19:01

Surely she could just buy a chicken and make at least four meals from it.

Grin 🐔

Correction, she could make it last 4 weeks! (16 meals!)

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