Small things that annoy you light hearted

[NimbleHiker]

People who just grunt at me instead of giving me a straight answer to a simple question. It is not hard to say yes please or no thank you if i ask you if you want a drink.

The squeezing of water bottles. That cruuuunch sound. Makes me want to kick something

People who chew really loudly.

When someone spells lose as "loose". Drives me nuts

People who fill up the sink with dishes and hot water. then they leave it for hours. My husband does it and so does the cleaner in my work. Just wash the fucking dishes or leave them alone.

When people pronounce 'mischievous' as 'mischeevious'.

At my son’s school the classrooms all open out to the playground for pick up time. When the kids come out some parents just stay right next to the doors while they sort their kids out (coats on, check bags, ask about their day etc) it means other kids can’t get out past them and makes pick up time last much longer! Just grab your kid and move to the side! There’s plenty of room

I’m selling a house which is through probate so already quite emotive.
2 people have been to see it and both complained that it doesn’t have a garage.
They can see it doesn’t have a garage in the photos and the video. Why go and see a house without a garage if you want a garage.

People who say “generally” when they mean “genuinely”.

Noisy eating.

The guy in my office who burps A LOT!

People who don’t understand that the middle lane and outside lanes on motorways are overtaking lanes, if you’re not actively overtaking a car on your left then you should be in the left lane!!

People who don’t understand the zip concept when two lanes merge to one lane and think the people who have used the empty lane rather than sit in a half mile queue are “pushing in”, no, they are using the road properly.

oh there are so many more I could be here all day!

OMG the grunted answer to 'would you like a cup of coffee' was a constant gripe I had with exDP. (Note the ex) Whenever I demanded he gave me a clear yes or no answer, he got very sarcastic.

This was probably one of the lesser of his many failures.

I've got a friend who does the opposite. She will ramble on and on about what she thinks about coffee and where the best coffee and times she has spilt it down her clothes as struggled to get the stain out etc..... I end up having no idea whether she wants a coffee of not but have had to listen for what feels like 100 years.

People who think that the supermarket is a good place to have a catch up. Just go for a coffee.

People not knowing the difference between your and you're. It bloody well DOES matter.

People who don't know how roundabouts work, panic, then pull out in front of someone.

For goodness sake go and have a driving lesson dedicated to roundabouts !

People who pronounce sandwich as samwidge.

People who feel the meed to constantly eat.

This might be bigger, but ...
People who spit in the street. I wish I could taser them instantly. In fact, they should have some device strapped to them that gives an electric shock every time they do it.

People who take work calls on the train. They always have their phone on speaker. I don't want to virtually attend your meeting. Then there are the people who are not capable of wearing headphones so everyone ends up listening to rubbish music.

My mum always says sarnie. It sounds disgusting.

People who stop in shop doorways ( Mum!)
People who aren't ready to go when the traffic lights turn green!

This boils my piss so much.

Not only are they not washing the dishes, they're actually adding an extra job (drain mucky tepid water out of the sink and rewash). It's worse than doing nothing and completely inefficient. I will fight to the death about this.

When people stop in shop doorways they always look gormless when i politely say excuse me.

That nobody in this house puts a new toilet roll in the holder . Just leaves the new one on the cistern. And the empty toilet roll.

Oooo so many things, the below are probably my top irritations though.

our new neighbour who constantly parks one of his (massive flashy) cars in the visitor bay outside his house instead of in his massive car port out of sheer laziness/selfish entitlement;
people taking calls on speaker in public / playing any sound through your phone in public without headphones;
people who sit in the middle or outside lane overtaking precisely no one;
manspreading.

I could go on…..

People who put their coat and bag on a train seat. People who want to get on a train before people have got off.

When DP asks me a question about the dog but through the dog:

DP to the dog: "Are you okay? Is this lump getting bigger? Should we take you to the vet?"

Similarly, when DP gives me instructions through the dog:

DP to the dog: "Do you need a wee? Should mommy take you out for a wee now?"

😤

People who drive but can’t be arsed to indicate.

The police need to stop them, take their keys off them, crush their car and chop their licence up into a billion tiny little bits.