Things you do/have done that most mumsnetters would frown upon!

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Just for fun.

What are some things that you have done in the past or do now that you know most MN’s would find you unreasonable for?

I’ll go first:

• I’m so unbothered if you choose to have a child free wedding and my children aren’t invited. Even close family weddings. It’s your day I’m not going to kick up a fuss that you haven’t invited to my children. You’ve probably given me at least 6 months to a year notice, I’ll just arrange childcare. If I can’t - then I can’t come and you can’t be mad at me!
• Chose to have 2 elective c sections for no medical need.
• Given my children chocolate occasionally before the age of 2.
• Son slept in a cot until almost 3!

I decided to stay with my cheating DP

Isn’t it usually ‘sobbing and shaking’ - and usually ‘literally’?

😂

I just had a peek at some of your other posts (just in case), and I can safely say that I'm not!

I breastfed and co sleeping with my children until they were 3, I have never taken their temperature (don’t have a thermometer.)

Put pet bowls in the dishwasher!

Getting a smear test without making a big deal about it

Same here. Husband cleans the toilet with loo roll and a bleached cloth because I'm germ phobic and I will not have a loo brush in the house.

Sanitary items go in the fire or in a dog poo bag straight into the outside bin because we have cats that steal from bins in the house.

All my coloured washes go into together, be they tea towels or my knickers, I haven’t died yet.

I put the dog bowl in the dishwasher, not died after 13 years of it.

I can spend an entire day lying on the sofa thinking about doing things but not actually doing them.

I answer my door.

I was very mumsy and did all my kids cooking and washing until late teens and still managed to have two independent and self sufficient young adults.

Might have been covered but:

I believe there are more things in heaven and earth and love a good paranormal thread.

I would rather chew my own arms off than "embrace" AI.

I'm a lifestyle vintage Goth and don't care if people think I'm attention seeking, it makes laundry so much easier 😘

My mum is in her 80's and still smokes a little weed everyday!

I allow delivery people to use my toilet
i used to spend kkk on the kids at Christmas and now the adults I've spent around £300 on them each

I vape
Smoke weed
My kids have cereal for breakfast
I like my in laws
Some weekends we don't leave the house, we order in food and all lounge around on our phones/tablets
I let my kids stay home sometimes.when I know they're not sick, they just need a day.
2 weeks out from Christmas not decided what we are eating on 25th. Leaning towards buffet or Indian.

I have a huge TV (great for Snooker)
I love Snooker
I have a loo brush
I have taken drugs
I drink wine
I was a teen Mum
I have had affairs
I answer my door
I love dogs, but they spend a lot of time in an outside run.
I own a gun and shoot.
I am pagan and woo
I don't lock up during the day (we've only recently done it at night)
I love both my DILs

My OH doesn’t have a penis beaker.

With both my children, i started having child free nights out from when they were around 3 months old and didnt feel guilty at all.

As a family, we eat beige freezer to oven food four or fve times a week, usually with tinned beans or frozen peas to make it healthier. And I hardly ever properly mop the kitchen floor, I just take a wet tissue to any spills or marks and it looks fine...

I don’t like working with women a lot of the time and would much rather an 80/20 or at the most 70/30 ratio male/female co-workers.

I really like both my sons’ girlfriends and they like me. I’m going to be a well liked mil 😊

ha you and me both

I didn’t get married when I was going to have children, I had savings and I wanted to keep them just in case things didn’t work out! We have since had a civil partnership (once it became legal for heterosexual couples.) We did it purely for legal reasons, it wasn’t a celebration. We had two witnesses and didn’t even have to speak, just sign a copy!

Are people on here against loo brushes?! I've got them in my bathrooms oops 😅

Let me son have a dummy until he was 4 & he slept in our bed until he was about 10. He's turned into a decent 18 year old without protruding teeth!
Also told family & friends to stop buying us Christmas presents & vice versa as our kid's got older.

I leave the door unlocked during the day when I’m in.

Oh god I forgot so many

Had a fag or two when pregnant

Had a drink or two when pregnant

2 c-sections

Fed with formula

Vegan

Have a big muscly bully breed dog

I have long hair and I'm nearly 60

I am not traumatised if someone looks at me funny

ETA also have a loo brush

They are either donning the rubber gloves or have a cleaner ! I have neither so brush it is 😀

I find some women quite tedious to work with, I find with most men you can just get on with work!