I can bury him under the patio for this, right?

[Changingplace]

‘D’H is currently munching a bag of crisps and he’s poured the bag out onto the cushion on the sofa and is eating them off it.

I can kill him can’t I? Vile human being.

I can also hear every crunch and lip smack and he also just started playing out some shite on his phone even though the tv is on.

In the context of what’s going on here, I think that we can reasonably say that “She” would not have invented plates.

In the context of what’s going on here, I think that we can reasonably say that “She” would not have invented plates.

Me too. We were with OP in the pub 😉

Will give you the nod 😉

Yea totally BTB (bury the bastard)

You’re leaving him OP?

such a shame he went missing when you were out with me and I can account for your whereabouts the whole time.

If you do it soon there's still time to do some nice pots of bulbs over him Op. You can look at the daffodils and smile quietly to yourself

Dig, Op, dig.

wtf? That’s a new one on me. I’d smash him to pulp

@TheLightSideOfTheMoon😂😂😂 fucking brilliant

I'm actually sitting here dumbfounded. Why?

Very likely because he knows it is gross behaviour and will seriously antagonise his wife

You ought to plan ahead for such occasions! I have a hole I’ve had dug for years just in case it’s needed. So far my DH has been lucky, but I’m afraid if he’d done what yours has, it’s into the pit he goes!

Oh my god! I would have killed him 3 times over for that little lot!!!!

Oh, I'm not sure if this is a "buryable" offence, although it's odd.
Is it his last bag of crisps? 😁
You reminded me of the comedy series (possibly Saturday evening dinner?), where the wife says to her husband "Martin, don't eat out of the bin!" 😂

There's not a jury in the land that would convict you. In fact, you'd probably receive some kind of honour. Maybe an OBE (Outstanding Burial Excuse)

That's out and out mink behaviour!!
It's not hard to use a bowl.

Hire a mini digger and bury him deep 🪦⚰️

Give me your address and I'll help

Homicide in the public interest. No custodial sentence.

Omg imagine if this was a man posting about burying a woman under the patio for slurping crisps off a cushion. I have called 999 and also reported this post to Mumsnet. I am speechless and literally shaking.

Has anyone any tips for shrubs or plants that are winter flowering; perhaps a mix for the man of all seasons ....

What crisps are they?

He'd be under the patio just for the fucking video whilst the TV is on, let alone for eating crisps off a cushion!

Concealment of a body is an offence, so you should not do that.

However in the circumstances you speak of, I think you do probably have grounds for mitigating thr offence of despatching him.

N.B. I am not a lawyer but I have watched most episodes of Columbo in the past.🤞