Found on my dressing table any idea?

[Kentgirl456]

Hi came home to find this wristband kinda thing sitting on my dressing table any idea what it is?
no one has a clue where it came from or what it is
x

I think, for us to adequately assess, we need a banana for scale, OP

Oh yeah, my Google image search came up with wig tie too. Looks like something that's come off a new shirt to me

It's hard to tell from your photos, but is the non-pointy end torn?

I suspect it had a slit in it for the head to slot into (talking packaging here ladies ...) and was wrapped around a cord.

I'm surprised people have jumped the "DH is having an affair" conclusion.
Could it be one of your kids is taking drugs? 🤔

As someone who wears wig grip headbands, it's not a wig grip headband! Don't trust everything AI tells you...

I think its both as well as The Cleaner stealing stuff and workmen using the loo

It's a cable tie. The pointy end goes threw a slit at the other end and you use it to keep things together - it's to help prevent damage by over tightening wire ones.
They're gradually replacing the plastic coated wire ones that we're used to - it's definitely not some kind of soft cock ring or similar
So have you or someone in your house opened a new item this weekend?
With it being MN, was it on a cable from a new secret phone that your DP has bought and hidden inside your home

is it shaped like a penis for a reason?

It will be from the charge cord of the OW's vibrator.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this thread!! It’s just like the good ol’ days!

That's really the only explanation.

IT'S A CHICKEN FUCKER! 😆 🐔 🤣
Sorry I couldn't resist! 🙃
It's a joke from another thread from the weekend 😆

😂😂😂

It's the packaging from a fur tail. Your child is a Furry, which as we know dominates UK schooling, even though there's no evidence. Slippery slope!

That puts a whole new slant on this thread
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5441794-to-think-he-should-lead-blood-somewhere-else

Hope you find your answer, OP!

I like that there are photos in three different locations with different lighting so we can see all angles and details

In true Porn photography style! 🤣

It fits perfectly here though .

And yes I did keep back-tabbing on that comment before thinking sod it and posting

Ah. My DH has one of these. Fairly new invention, popular with boys in their late teens and young men. Slowly becoming more mainstream with older men. It is a penis floss. You roll it up, (lengthways, of course) and give the penis a good flossing before your next check up on the NHS. It removes sock fluff and gives the bellend a good polish. Saves embarrassment at the Docs.

for an extra tiny wig?

But no diagram ☹️

Can't help finding an apparent link between the item you described, and your usernames question! You don't want the peepee stretcher landing on a hard surface. Accident ohh-err at the end there!

Biodegradable cock ring.

Your DH is either banging the nanny or the window cleaner.

Get your ducks in a row etc...

Yet another bizarre and trolling thread where the OP never comes back. Yawn

She's probably exhausted from the leaf blower...