AIBU to be hurt about song dp dedicated to me

[User12345666]

So me, DP and a few friends were discussing on a group chat which songs we'd dedicate to each other. DP chose this

AIBU to be hurt by this? He always says I talk too much (I'm very chatty. This has been the cause of many arguments) and he's complained about our sex life before (says we don't do it often enough). He's even put it as his ring tone for me on his phone now!

Well he'll get even less action when you dump him & he's a saddo single.

I think it’s time to go for a little more bite OP.
literally.

Was it Coldplay fix you?

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover?

Funny how you get the blame OP because he's not attractive enough to make you want to have sex with him more often.

Sorry but I laughed. You should lighten up a bit and post a response that is equally hilarious

not all single people are saddos ;) But I agree with the sentiment

Is he right?

Send him Beyoncé - single ladies

I clicked on the link thinking it was going to be Rabbit by Chas and Dave 😳

Its the wish to control in the lyrics that makes your heart sink...really outdated attitude to women...the pick mes saying it's funny- I just despair..its a dig

I'm suggesting you dedicate Short Dick Man by 20 Fingers and Gillette.

Change your ringtone for him to It's All Over Now

Or Fingers by Pink. That would shut him right up.

Going against the grain but I think it's quite funny, assuming that you live each other. If you don't, then why are you with him?

I think you should create a Spotify playlist with all these fabulous suggestions OP and share it on the group chat!

I would add this one too!

CLOUDY JANE - THROW UP WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE

HTH

This.

Imagine a 30-odd year old doing that, God what an actual loser. At least its unlikely anyone on the group found it funny unless they are 12 years old.

Maybe sink to his level and dedicate One Minute Man by Missy Elliot to him ☺️

That’s really low and I’m not surprised that you are hurt @User12345666

So what’s the deal with him? Super gorgeous, filthy rich, well endowed, master chef? Or bog standard bloke who thinks he’s the funniest fella around?

i wouldn’t sink to his level not play his games.

My thoughts exactly.

Make this your ringtone for him, OP.

Don't want no short d man?

🤣

@TheatricalLife I haven't heard that song since I was a kid 🥰 (however it was called "Short Short Man" 🤣 If you remember The Box music channel they played it all the time in the mid-90s!)

I've always loved it, was a classic in our local nightclub. This verse would be particularly good in your situation 👌 😄

What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

@TheatricalLife this is the version I remember

I've heard the original but I was very young then and it would've been wildly inappropriate! I really thought it was just about really short men!