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Has Boris Johnson lost an ear (or part of an ear)?

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minvee · 21/10/2025 17:17

Sorry if this is inappropriate. I just saw a clip of him at the Covid Enquiry today. The way the sides of his hair are brushed downwards is odd - but also it looks as if he has no ear? Sorry I can't post a photo as I'm not well as it is (very heavy cold). Can anyone else who has seen the news see what I mean though?

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CloudPop · 21/10/2025 21:00

Drachuughtty · 21/10/2025 20:49

I literally couldn't hate him more, with or without a full ear. He is despicable.

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Same. Loathed him when he was London mayor. Despicable excuse for a person

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 21/10/2025 21:02

CagneyNYPD1 · 21/10/2025 20:00

Indeed. 9, probably 10 children. I think he had 4 dc in quick succession with his ex wife. Then a repeat with Carrie. The mind boggles. But he still doesn’t own a comb nor hairbrush.

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But how does he find one woman willing to procreate with him, let alone 2,3 or a million more. Maybe he hypnotises them like another of Matt Lucas's characters "look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes. Right your under".

gamerchick · 21/10/2025 21:04

CheerfulBunny · 21/10/2025 18:41

It's just a crease from his pillow, he probably only rolled out of bed half an hour previously, the lazy get.

Or from a cpap mask. Husbands takes awhile to go in the morning.

Lemintonic · 21/10/2025 21:11

Charlottejbt · 21/10/2025 17:49

What do you call a twat with no ears? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

Ever heard of microtia? Not funny

scalt · 21/10/2025 21:37

He has lots of things missing.

His brain. His soul.
Under the carefully crafted image of a blithering idiot there is… a blithering idiot.

And he should be in prison. I will not believe that politicians have any accountability until he is behind bars.

OnlyOnAFriday · 21/10/2025 22:44

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/10/2025 18:57

I saw that segment and thought BJ looked extremely unhealthy - I’m not sure what is wrong with him, but he looks like he’s going ’off’.

Thought th8s too. He’s packed the weight back on but has an odd greyish pallor. I’d give him 18 months tops.

Mookie81 · 22/10/2025 07:58

This thread has made me hanker for the laugh emoji!

Coldsoup · 22/10/2025 08:08

Glistening · 21/10/2025 19:06

He doesn’t seem like someone whose lifestyle suits having children. Strange how he just keeps on having them.

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If only someone would invent contraception Grin

Coldsoup · 22/10/2025 08:16

TotallyUnapologeticOmnivore · 21/10/2025 20:39

I don't think he is missing an earlobe, but if he is, the likely culprit is Dylin the dog.

To be fair, if my daughter (who missed out on her birthday party while he continued to party in Downing Street) ever gets close to him he'll be missing something a lot more valuable (and dangly) than an earlobe

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