Has Boris Johnson lost an ear (or part of an ear)?

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Sorry if this is inappropriate. I just saw a clip of him at the Covid Enquiry today. The way the sides of his hair are brushed downwards is odd - but also it looks as if he has no ear? Sorry I can't post a photo as I'm not well as it is (very heavy cold). Can anyone else who has seen the news see what I mean though?

This made me snort 😂😂😂

I agree. Perhaps we should use Matt Lucas to do BJ voice overs. Just like we did with Gerry Adams in the past.

Fun and less offensive to the listener.

It's just a crease from his pillow, he probably only rolled out of bed half an hour previously, the lazy get.

That photo could induce nightmares.

I’m actually killing myself at this, I can visualise the whole thing 🤣🤣

I saw that segment and thought BJ looked extremely unhealthy - I’m not sure what is wrong with him, but he looks like he’s going ’off’.

Ear looks fine to me but this has me wondering if he dyes his hair. Would most 61 year olds not be going grey?

Boris and Carrie now have 4 dc aged 5 and under, including a young baby. Now I doubt he gets up to do night feeds but at any age, 4 young dc will be exhausting.

Added to that, he now has the prospect of paying school fees and uni costs well into his 80s. Boris and Carrie will have to make decent earnings in the next few years. No quiet retirement for Boris.

Not this 77 year old!

fair enough! shows what I know 😊

He doesn’t seem like someone whose lifestyle suits having children. Strange how he just keeps on having them.

He always looks as though someone has cut his hair with the garden shears. Maybe they lopped his ear off too.

He doesn’t really have to do much though, does he? Realise I’ll have to have a brain bleach now at the horrible image I’ve just conjured up of Colonel Blimp servicing his missus.

Boris doesn’t use a brush, he just rubs a balloon across his hair every morning instead!! 🎈

Indeed. 9, probably 10 children. I think he had 4 dc in quick succession with his ex wife. Then a repeat with Carrie. The mind boggles. But he still doesn’t own a comb nor hairbrush.

I was compelled to zoom in on the video of him, thanks for that. I can confirm that he has loads of wiry hair where the side of his face merges into the neck and patchy red skin but I couldn’t get a clear sight on the ear situation.

Not sure about the ear, but can he not reach under the jowls to shave? Eurgh.

He looks bruised and decaying.

“Binbag full of custard” was how this guy on Twitter imagined Jennifer Arcuri might describe the Act of Love with him. Wobbly, warm, formless and worryingly damp.

I don't think he is missing an earlobe, but if he is, the likely culprit is Dylin the dog.

Looks like the custard is now well past its sell-by date. Positively fungal.

Johnson looked like a scarecrow today, even by his standards. His appearance is indicative of his lack of concern or respect for those affected by his government’s policies.

I literally couldn't hate him more, with or without a full ear. He is despicable.

As per my username..I also hate him 🤣

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