Workman did a giant poo in my downstairs toilet and it won't go.

[Poodlelove]

Today I had 2 men working in my garden , they were recommended to me by a colleague.4 hours work.
After a couple of hours one of them asked to use the toilet , he took off his shoes and was quick and didn't think any more of it.
An hour later the younger fella knocks on the door and I am on a work call , he points to the direction of the toilet and I just nod.

Ten minutes later he is still in there , I had to make another call so didn't think any more of it and then they had finished.

Anyway I had to dash out so got ready and needed a quick wee ( wee is only allowed in my downstairs loo ) and there is such a big poo in the toilet that it is actually out of the water AND it won't flush.

What on earth am I supposed to do ?

My Mum said stand on a chair and pour boiling water from a height 🤢 That doesn't work.
My husband isn't home until 9pm tonight , he is going to have to deal with it , but he said he wants his dinner first.
I could not poo in someone else's house.
Surely he could have held it in or scooped it out himself , or actually told me.
I have found an old ice cream container and some marigolds and as soon as hubby has eaten he can scoop it out.

It's not just the poo: it's the fact it's lodged itself in the bowl.

Well in the case of some blokes…I do wonder what on earth they’re eating, I mean… I have had the dubious pleasure of occasionally seeing the poo of makes in my family and there’s never been a Drain Blocker.

if they’re doing hard manual work I guess they’ll get very hungry and eat a lot more than my pen-pusher husband.

Too many sausage sandwiches.

Lodged itself in the bowel before unleashing hell in the bowl

How much better a pen-pusher than a poo-pusher!

No. Put it in the dishwasher. 😉

This

For the first poo

then what 😂

I'm worried that the OP hasn't been back. It's eaten her hasn't it?

Covering it with lots of loo roll will flush it

I've always found the best way to get rid of offerings like that is to pour in the biggest bucket of water you can manage at more of less the same moment as using the flush. Of there's only one of you, flush first and have the water to hand so you can pour it in straight after. I personally wouldn't ask DH to do it, having a pair of balls is not a prerequisite for dealing with crap.

He couldnt do the job without going to the toilet first , it was stopping him bending over😉

You need the shit skewer. A sword like bbq skewer we use to chop up giant stuck turds.

He wants his dinner first! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sausage sarnie

Hopefully not a euphemism.

I just can't help but feel there is some sort of showmanship involved - firstly for doing whatever needs to be done to produce such a whopping intransigent turd, and secondly for leaving it there as an exhibit.

Could stick a little American flag in it
The Trump Turd

OP posted it yesterday. I want to know the fate of the turd. Is it still there?

Break it up, soapy water and swish more water down. My DS does torpedoes sometimes and this is the only way lol 😆

*turdpedoes

Don’t get it muddled up with the bbq skewer!

Have I been saying it wrong all these years? Lol 😆

It's trending on Twitter
#twitterturd
She's too busy replying to people

Ugh he’s disgusting 🤢 of course yes he needed to use your loo but for goodness sake he ought to have cleaned it up ..imagine leaving that for anyone else to deal with 🤢
if I were you I’d just keep periodically flushing it and put lots of bleach / loo duck down