I now fancy an MP

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For some reason the last couple of days, I have started to develop a crush on the MP Darren Jones. He is looks wise my type, I think it's the glasses and being tall that probably is the reason why.

Am I crazy, I bet loads of people will tell me that I am?

You can have him. In fact, could you keep him tied to your bedposts for the next couple of years, so he stays off my tv screen? Do what you want to him in the meantime.

I mean, he's alright but he's just Mr Normal 🤷🏼‍♂️

I, the other hand, have fancied both Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer. Also George W Bush. I'm flighty though.

I definitely would ❤️

Ooo now he is fanciable!

I fancied Boris at one point - and George bush believe it or not.

Not Starmer though 🤮

Which Bush? I quite fancy Sr too, and Jimmy Carter was adorable.

He’s the one who lied on Question Time. That makes him an extremely undesirable individual in my mind.

Sr - wasn’t keen on the son

My MP crush is Nick Clegg. LOVE him!

My husband is called Darren.. it's a truly ghastly name. My mother was (probably still is) horrified by it. For a good few years, she called him David. My students also asked me why I often talk about my son, and never mention my husband... 😁

He kind of looks like Heinrich Himmler and actor Daniel Mays had a kid. I am on strong painkillers atm so it could be that.

I had a weird crush on Michael Portillo too! He’s repulsive in a very sexy way. I imagine Jilly Cooper often had him in her thoughts while writing her steamy novels.

NB I’m definitely not a Tory!

I developed a massive crush on him after seeing tiktoks of him dragging Post Office and Amazon bosses across the coals - he was utterly ruthless and I was quite turned on 😳. He looks harmless but he is certainly nothing of the sort. He also claimed to be from a very working class, raised in a council flat background.

I have since come to realise that I don't agree with many things he is saying and I was probably just hormonal. Sorry for the TMI folks.

Yes, I get it !

Clive Lewis for me. He's very good looking IRL, and he has a nice voice.

He spoke at an event I was at and he sat next to me in the pub afterwards. Positively gave me fanny gallops.

That's just weird.

Yuk sorry. He looked like a failed extra from The Thick of It. But whatever floats your boat :)

So nice to find someone who appreciates me!

With a photo, too!

Eww 😷 Have you got your beer goggles on?!

I also have a crush on Darren Jones - he seems clever principled, somewhat self-effacing and affable. But also quite ferocious as chair of the business select committee. Also rather cute.

Delighted to hear that people who have met him report he is a nice guy.

Ewww he has a tortoise neck

I agree OP! I’ve had my eye on him for quite a while.

He looks kind and approachable. I wouldn't say I fancy him, but YANBU.

I answered the door recently to my local Labour MP.
(Not Darren Jones, but quite young & better looking!).
So he stood there on his own in a rumpled shirt looking actually very fit. I gave him my email address for his newsletter and he smiled pleasantly. The woman across the square was very rude to him and he handled it very politely. I hope he will call round again. (Yes, unfortunately he is married lol).

Seriously though, he’s only been our MP for a year and he’s a local who’s already done a lot for our community. We never saw our old MP.

yep. I’ve always fancied Boris - it’s the exuberance, I think. The only other Mp I was weirdly attracted to was John Major. Can’t explain that one.