I now fancy an MP

[readyer]

For some reason the last couple of days, I have started to develop a crush on the MP Darren Jones. He is looks wise my type, I think it's the glasses and being tall that probably is the reason why.

Am I crazy, I bet loads of people will tell me that I am?

'Looks like he'd have weird balls'

You win MN today

Yeah I can see that!

I once had a very erotic dream about me and Boris Johnson - I absolutely loathe him so unsure what that was all about 😳.

I've met him and I love him.

I don't see the attraction from the picture tbh. It might be his personality although as I wouldn't trust any politician as far as I could throw them it's unlikely 😃

Think it’s the glasses, I find that style so hot too! Shame DH has 20/20 vision🤣🤣🤣

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Hmmm, he's OK. Nice friendly face. I don't fancy him though. So he's all yours @readyer

THIS hunk of a man is more my type. 😍

Sod off you lot, he's MINE! MINE I tellz ya! 😆

Not sure I could ever fancy anyone called Darren/Daz or Garry/Gaz. In the (similar) words of Harry Burns:

"A Darren can open a bank account for you, if you need a new computer from Curry's, Darren's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Darren's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Darren, you're an animal Darren, ride me big Darr-en.' Doesn't work".

Attraction is weird. I never like shorter men. But I’ve been watching something on tv called Lie to Me starring Tim Roth. He is short and not particularly attractive. But I fancy him in it. I think it’s an old show but I’ve only just found it.

But that aside, this MP looks a bit lippy. Too much lip. Bit greasy and sloppy.

YABU to fancy a Labour MP.

How's it hanging, Darren? 😁

He looks nice enough

Id love to see him in different glasses though . The penfold style isnt quite doing it

I can’t be the only one wondering what ‘looks like he has weird balls’ looks like.

Michael Fabricant might be one of the few MPs we haven’t had on one of these threads. Fancying Darren Jones is nothing to be ashamed about.

Darren Jones: the heart throb who saved Labour 😆

He’s a Lefty with dirty teeth, so it’s a massive no from me. His wife was a ‘net zero consultant’, - utterly grim the pair of them.

I remember him saying that on Question Time.
He's a bold one but you couldn't trust him as far as you could throw him.

He’s a weasel that said anything to get elected including attending a popular local private school and saying he didn’t support the abolition of private schools. Which he clearly does support.

He sounds tedious. “Although sometimes I…”

Jones became a vegan in 2014, for reasons related to carbon emissions and agriculture, although he is sometimes vegetarian.

Does it help or make it worse if I say I've met him a few times through work and he's such a nice guy! In fact we were just discussing the other day what a good PM he'd be as so personable and really pretty honest.

No. And he's a twat to boot.

He’s got a beautiful impish smile. He looks like a lot of fun.

What a horrible comment.

You're joking OP?

I’ve got a thing for Nigel Farage so I’m probably not qualified to comment

Well look on the bright side at least it wasn’t Michael Portillo!