Cats a dickhead 🤣

[gunnermartin]

Anyone else got a cat that’s a complete dickhead.

I have one very well behaved older cat and we recently decided to add another one to the mix.

He is an absolute terror 🤣. We leave for holiday tomorrow and I finished deep cleaning the house for the house sitter. Put everything away.

Walk back into the kitchen and he has somehow found (I have no idea how as they are kept in an enclosed glass jar) a tea bag.

Hes ripped it open and dragged it across three rooms leaving a trail of it everywhere. Got an emergency appointment at the vet incase he’d ingested it.

He’s fine.

Every day something 🤣🤣 picture of the culprit attached

Ours is a knob too. He sits at the French doors yowling to be let in. We let him in, he goes straight to the front room window and cries to be let out!!!
Let him out and he sits at the front door crying to be let back in…. When the fecking window he went out of is wide open!!

OP, you have forgotten something. People own dogs, cats own people.

Hes just having a bit of fun. A cat needs hobbies.

Mine left an organ on the hall carpet. Maybe a mouse liver? How did he dissect it out? Where is the rest of the creature? Was it even a mouse?

He is such a dickhead.

One of mine threw up over my laptop, keyboard and mouse. She could have gone anywhere. But she decided to jump up on my desk and aimed directly at my electrical equipment. I'm sure it was intentional. Probably because I'm trying to get her to eat better quality food and how dare I.

All cats are arseholes in their own way. The biggest terror we’ve ever had was a feral tabby kitten who turned it into an art form. Action shots attached.

It’s just who they are and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Of course we tackle any really problematic issues like biting, or add more layers of security if they’re getting in somewhere they shouldn’t. But if it’s just the cat being a cat, I can’t be angry. It’s my fluffy little arsehole and I love it ❤️

Can imagine my cat doing this

He definitely knows it. He keeps waking me up during the night. Im not kidding when I say I turned my tv off to go to bed and I heard him jumped down from where ever he was , come in my bedroom and start meowing. I was like you little git, you've waited 😂

My cat was an absolute knob this morning, she was meant to be going to the vet to have some dental treatment. She was sat on the breakfast bar, she saw the basket and that was it she was gone. I spent 20 minutes trying to get her but she was having none of it. The Benny Hill music was going round in my head.

I gave up and rescheduled as she was getting stressed. Now she won't come near me, won't even let me stroke her.

On the plus side I now know there's a cobweb behind the sofa which I missed!