Reasons men have given you the ick part 2!

[CircularMotionDementedThrustingGuy]

Thread number 1
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5383729-please-tell-me-times-where-youve-got-the-ick-with-a-guy?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=app_share

i don't know how many more experiences will be shared but I'm hoping to continue the thread because thread number one has given me so so so many laughs.
I still have a lot of ick stories to share so without further ado..

Went on a date and the guy had what I can only describe as white string on his lips. I kept licking my lips in the hope he'd twig but to no avail I ended up saying DUDE you have a massive white string when you talk can you wipe it off.

didn't go down well and didn't see him again.

I had a ONS with a work colleague when I was 17 from a supermarket Saturday job. He kept referring to his.. Achem.. package as THE BIG DADDY.
it wasn't. That was a humbling experience.

please share yours!

(also it's same OP I've just got a shiny new username)

I’ve said this on here before so apologies if you’ve already seen it

Not me but someone I worked with years ago. She said the crack in his arse was a weird shape, “Like a mild lightning strike”

I’m unclear why you are not more upset about the spreading cheese?

Had finally been asked out by a hot guy I'd been lusting after for ages at our shared hobby. I fancied him so much and thought myself already half in love.
We arranged to meet for a day at the beach. He showed up with a little case which contained an actual ukulele. He proceeded to serenade me with "octopuses garden" and his best Ringo Starr impression.
In front of people.
I couldn't fucking bear it.

A guy who seemed normal and sane over messages spanning a week or so.

A summer drinks date, I wore sandals.
After around 3 minutes he started commenting on my feet. Apparently my toes had a "pleasing gradient" and had I "done anything with them before?"

Best friend was swiftly messaged and called with an emergency situation 30 seconds later.

One of my ex partners tried to give me his ex girlfriends hair extensions she left at his honestly couldn’t make it up like I really wanna be going about with you’re ex partners fake hair attached to mine 💀

This is someone I had deeply loved years ago and this is him trying to get back in my favour.
He made me a wank video (why do men think we want these?) and said he came twice in it and that was because of the thought of me, and it’d never happened to him before. He said he made it a few minutes before sending. Made such a big deal how I made him cum twice.
The radio was on in the background, his favourite station and luckily instead of music it was announcing local events happening that weekend. I googled and they were 3 months ago! So he’d made it for someone else
I had been warming to him after years of previous ick and this came in like a wrecking ball of new ick and gave me the drive to get rid forever. They think we’re idiots when infact we are master detectives!

How could I have forgotten the bloke, who put pulled off his underpants and threw them on a lampshade, before we DTD.

I mean spreading cheese (ew) I would imagine as Philadelphia? Or that weird smokey cheese and ham in the blue tube (boak)

EWWWWW

Im so intrigued to see if you called him out. I've had multiple wanks into tissues sent via WhatsApp. Why do men think we are quivering at the knees for a tug video with cum on some Andrex!?

Jesus that'd be a challenging wipe!

I have so, so many.

However, the above posts talking about weird finishing reminded me of this gem.

This guy used to go rigid... so rigid that he almost made a u shape, torso and legs pointing upwards. He was basically only touching me with his dick at this point.
I was so scared I'd burst out laughing. Had to end it.

I did! He was happily sleeping thinking he’d won me back and I left him a brief little line, no big colourful rant, and blocked him and haven’t unblocked. Not even been tempted and that’s unlike me. I hate that they give us good things to miss and they ruin it so we have to go NC.
Ewww wank tissues! They think we are the same as them hence why they send dick pics, they’d love vagina pics and evidence of wanking. They are either dim or it has worked on someone before..

ExDH and I were at a posh hotel breakfast, which was ordered from a menu rather than taken from a buffet. Rather than ordering one of the rather marvellous selection of breakfast dishes, ExDH asked the waitress if they had any Rice Krispies. Instant and irredeemable ick. The marriage didn’t survive the year.

Not me but in another of these threads a poster said the bloke kept calling his dick he and her fanny she. He’d say “he likes it when she does that”. I got ick by proxy

OMG 🤮🤮🤮

🤢🤢🤢

We should have a thread called reasons women have given you the ick.

Oh my God, I've just had a flashback of a Simpsons duvet cover!
I can't even remember who it belonged to so I've likely blocked out some other horror there too 🙈

There's hope for him yet then... 😂

That was likely me! The ick-giver was the same guy I mentioned on this thread who called my clit my ‘love-pimple’.

I found out after I’d chucked him, but yes, active habit while I was with him. I didn’t know because he smoking not injecting so no track marks. And i wasn’t really expecting an addict so wasn’t looking for signs.

But it explained the moods, the hours in the loo, the lack of money, the impotence, the night sweats etc etc.

Actually, I didn’t say the habit was an ick! I found out after I’d chucked him so I didn’t know…

I dated someone a few years back and he refused to have a number 2 in the toilet, his poo would swirl around and go down the plug hole the heat of the water broke it up, he said it was a waste of water, he might as well do it while he has a shower 🤮 we weren’t together very long.

That is absolutely gross 🤮

I know I couldn’t be with him after that