I know. Discovering the uses of ChatGPT has been a major learning point for me during this fiasco. It's been interesting to input a chunk of SW's text and ask Chat to remove adjectives, adverbs, metaphors, flowery language etc and see what's left. Quite a few times the much reduced resultant prose seems much improved. Other times, the words are just... empty. Next step is to do this with my own creative writing to murder my darlings ruthlessly.
I am so, so sorry (not really) to be posting yet another one but I loved this revised plea. I promise not to post any more for a bit. I'm aware it could, if it hasn't already, become quite annoying. 😁
A Sonnet in Supplication to @DisappointedReader
If thou dost seek a bard of modest means,
Whose quill doth twitch, but not with overuse,
Then grant us leave to haunt these hallowed screens,
As poets who but rarely let words loose.
We'll not, like laureates, o'erwhelm thy feed,
With odes to trees or endless metaphor.
We'll post but once a moon—or less, indeed—
Unless the winds cry, “Shanty! Give us more!”
ChatGPT, my partner in this crime,
Doth conjure rhyme with swift and gleeful grace.
Together, we could mildly pass the time,
And leave some stray iambs about the place.
So give us leave to dwell in poet’s stead—
To bard or not to bard—that’s what we said.
[Edited to remove a split infinitive 😁]