Yes, I noticed this one from 5 years ago
1.0 out of 5 stars Was I led up the garden path?
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 23 August 2020
Please be aware: the following contains spoilers!
Judging by all the other Amazon reviews, I'm in a minority when it comes to my negative assessment of this book. Hand on heart though, I found this to be tedious and rather irritating. I have personal experience of spending many months 'wild camping' and have done lots of long-distance walks during my life. So I was looking forward to reading the exploits of two people doing something similar, but I'm afraid this was ultimately a disappointing read for me.
For sure, it had all the right elements to make it an inspiring, moving account. I mean, we had a middle-aged couple losing a home and a farm, we had a husband being diagnosed with a terminal illness, and we had the promise of them throwing caution to the wind and going on a wild adventure - courtesy of a walk along the South West Coast Path. But really, it wasn't emotionally engaging at all for me. I have to get to 'know' the characters in a book I'm reading. However, after turning over that last page, I didn't feel any wiser about what made Raynor or Moth tick, because the author didn't demonstrate the writing skills to convey their individual, true personalities. In truth, Raynor came across as a perpetual whinger, and Moth, for the most part, was this individual who said next to nothing and played a peripheral part in the structure of this tale.
This book suggests that Raynor and Moth were intelligent, resourceful practical folk who were used to living off the land and working outdoors. Why then didn't they better prepare for their trip? Raynor didn't even take a sun hat, so lost the skin off her nose several times, before realising Ray had a spare hat in his rucksack! Moth initially found it difficult to walk - so why didn't they get him a walking pole, or improvise with a 'free' stick out of the woods? As farmers, they were used to weather patterns and temperature changes, yet bought cheap, thin sleeping bags, instead of 'three season' ones. Don't get me started on their food and drink choices. They seemed to spend most of their time eating chips and fudge bars and constantly running out of food and water. They hardly ever mentioned buying bread, crackers, cheese, tomatoes, apples, the kind of 'staples' that'll easily get most backpackers through a day or two. By the way, I've walked many long sections of the South West Coast Path, and have never failed to find water.
The running joke of Moth being mistaken for the poet, Simon Armitage got very silly. I've since seen photo's of Moth, and I can tell you he looks nothing like Mr Armitage! Simon has thick, dark brown hair and is of an hefty build. In contrast, Moth has thinning white hair and is slim. There was a section where they get picked up by Gordon, a rich wine merchant. After talking to Raynor and Moth for about three minutes (and yes, thinking Moth is actually that poet laureate) he drives them back to his posh rented farm house, where he lets them have free use of the showers, before presenting them with freshly-cooked lasagne, served with chilled beers. Later, Raynor finds her hubby topless in the next room having his shoulders caressed by Gordon's attractive PR lady, and the equally attractive nanny being kept busy massaging his toes with oily fingers. It was like something out of one of those Brian Rix farces from many years ago. This was just one of their allegedly 'true' experiences that had my eyes rolling....
I appreciated their financial issues, but there were inconsistencies in the way they tried to balance their needs. In Padstow, Raynor decides to unnecessarily buy six fudge bars - but then gets fed up of waiting in a queue, so steals them. Later that day they buy the most expensive bag of chips in town - from Rick Stein's infamous fish & chip shop. Cheaper and more nutritious food could have been bought in that village, I know because I've been there. I also didn't like the way they sneaked into some campsites, pitched their tent, used the showers, washing facilities and toilets, then disappeared without paying. It would have been a nice gesture if, at the end of the book, Raynor had disclosed that once their finances had improved they had actually recompensed those who they took advantage of. Alas, she didn't. In closing, I'd just like to add that I have no doubt this book will inevitably be made into a movie - probably starring a couple of older actors like Julie Walters and Jim Broadbent....