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Breatharian colleague

107 replies

Gffbjjgfddbjkkm · 24/06/2025 18:15

Aibu to think that he must be lying? He's healthy-looking and not too thin. Never seen him eat or drink.

There's no way that he exists on thin air.

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PickAChew · 25/06/2025 21:03

He's pulling yer leg.

And possibly doesn't use the loo for OCD related reasons and avoids eating and drinking at work to avoid the urge.

fataroundthemiddle · 26/06/2025 09:33

SoScarletItWas · 24/06/2025 19:58

I read something years ago, possibly the same article, where the breatharian was asked if she poo’ed. She said she passed “a rabbit sized pellet” every few days due to toxins in the air.

A RABBIT SIZED pellet. Ouch.

I think about this often 😆😆

Edited

I think she meant a rabbit sized pellet as in the size of a rabbit poo pellet, not a rabbit sized pellet....

Lins77 · 26/06/2025 09:36

fataroundthemiddle · 26/06/2025 09:33

I think she meant a rabbit sized pellet as in the size of a rabbit poo pellet, not a rabbit sized pellet....

That's what I took it to mean, never thought of it being the size of an actual rabbit 😂

SoScarletItWas · 26/06/2025 10:46

fataroundthemiddle · 26/06/2025 09:33

I think she meant a rabbit sized pellet as in the size of a rabbit poo pellet, not a rabbit sized pellet....

I know exactly what she meant. What she said, though… 🐰

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 26/06/2025 10:50

I never eat and rarely drink at work. Mostly because I like to take my time eating and physically can't eat quickly, and there's very few opportunities for a 'quick drink' of anything because it's a physical job. If anyone was rude enough to comment on my not eating or drinking then I might well tell them that I lived off nourishment in the air simply to shut them up.

I eat at home, where it's relaxed and I don't need to feel forced to gobble. Maybe he's the same?

GentleJadeOP · 28/06/2025 22:29

I’d not heard of this before ! So clicked to see what it was, actually assumed it might be about a colleague’s bad breath!🤣

AlphabetBird · 28/06/2025 22:35

If he’s been there for three years he’s either the second coming, a ghost, or a fucking fantasist.

I could believe a long term intermittent fast during work hours, but I bet he’s face first into a KFC bucket as soon as he gets home.

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