What is the correct response when someone steps on your foot?
A) "Ouch!"
B) "Excuse me!"
C) Apologise profusely, even though it was definitely their fault.
You’ve been handed the wrong order at the pub. What do you do?
A) Politely point out the mistake
B) Send it back
C) Drink it and tell no one, then tip generously out of guilt
When someone says “You alright?” in passing, what are they really doing?
A) Checking on your emotional well-being
B) Starting a deep conversation
C) Saying hello and absolutely not expecting an actual answer
You’re in a queue, and someone tries to cut in. What’s your move?
A) Call them out loudly
B) Alert staff
C) Glare at them silently and fume for hours after
How many times can you say “sorry” during a single walk down a busy high street?
A) Once or twice
B) Only if you bump into someone
C) An unlimited amount — ideally once every 5 steps
What do you do when your train carriage is full of loud teenagers?
A) Ask them to be quiet
B) Change seats
C) Silently endure while drafting a strongly-worded mental complaint to the train company
What do you do if someone drops a plate and it smashes in a restaurant?
A) Offer to help
B) Pretend it didn't happen
C) Shout 'wahaaay' in that general direction
If you're about to stand and go and switch activities to something else what do you do?
A) Stand and go and do the other thing
B) Let everyone know where you're going and what you're doing
C) Slap your legs and say "Right" before standing and going about your activities
How do you greet someone into your perfectly tidy and perfectly clean home?
A) "Hello, come in"
C) "Hello, you'll have to excuse the mess"
(I had far too much fun curating this list once I started) 😂😂😂 - I bet all the british borne and long term residents can answer these ones